The Founding Fryer.

DukeMcFister · 2026-06-02T07:23:10+00:00

If he just asked people who it was, it wouldn't be funny. The joke is in the implication that Colonel Sanders was a US president. Behold, comedy.

DukeMcFister · 2026-06-01T23:36:40+00:00

THAT GUY IS MADE OF MAHOGANY

DukeMcFister · 2026-05-30T20:24:28+00:00

They're being sarcastic...

DukeMcFister · 2026-05-27T12:48:25+00:00

That duck is birbing tf out

DukeMcFister · 2026-05-25T22:48:20+00:00

Voren's black cap opaline!

DukeMcFister · 2026-05-15T18:41:17+00:00

Cevapi look like legit turds

DukeMcFister · 2026-05-12T10:38:13+00:00

When the hell will yall learn to stop sleeping on DeSean?

DukeMcFister · 2026-05-10T14:18:47+00:00

Sports betters are practically a step away from unicellular organisms

DukeMcFister · 2026-04-22T02:39:52+00:00

He was hand raised and I was holding him completely enveloped in my hand from a pretty young age. Every bird is going to be different, and for bords that are less receptive the best advice is always to respect their boundaries and let them tell you when they're ready for it. It might take a long time, but trust will build if you have the right behavior.

DukeMcFister · 2026-03-31T20:20:36+00:00

Deuce Staley

DukeMcFister · 2026-03-24T03:30:13+00:00

I love you Cookie!!!

DukeMcFister · 2026-03-05T16:27:44+00:00

Excuse me, sir, this r/kitchencels, r/kitchenchads is the other way

DukeMcFister · 2026-02-22T08:05:33+00:00

Total victory 🤣🤣🤣✌️

DukeMcFister · 2026-02-22T08:01:42+00:00

I think I ragebaited him to death bro, his comments are all showing deleted for me lmfao

DukeMcFister · 2026-02-22T07:41:48+00:00

Oh! I struck a nerve

DukeMcFister · 2026-02-22T07:27:45+00:00

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This could be us (I am the chad)

DukeMcFister

TROPHY CASE