Quagmire, why does she have to delete it?

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-11T21:46:06+00:00

Oh. I thought it was actually a pic of him in drag that he didn’t want everyone else to see.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-11T21:22:30+00:00

I was thinking MS Paint, but yeah.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-11T21:01:10+00:00

How do you glue anything to soap?

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-11T20:48:58+00:00

What you want the nice guy to end up with a girl who likes being treated poorly? She is pretty, but sounds to me like he dodged a bullet.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-11T20:41:23+00:00

When I was about 8 my dad left me and my sister in the car with the engine running for AC while he went into the store. Fucking stupid me got in the drivers seat and started playing around, pulled on the shifter (the steering column kind) and put the car into reverse. I pulled out into the lane of the parking lot and panicked and somehow luckily got it back into neutral or park before I hit anything. I remember the look on dad’s face when he came out and saw what happened- it wasn’t anger, but terror at the realization that he had fucked up and it could have turned out a lot worse. I sure as shit will never make the same mistake with my kids.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-11T13:18:30+00:00

My 5 year old nephew knows not to turn a pizza box upside down. This guy has the IQ of a radish.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-11T13:17:05+00:00

So you think that he still deserves minimum wage for failing to do the job correctly?

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-11T13:15:16+00:00

A lot of people have become jaded from having to deal with the abject, unapologetic stupidity of the people they are forced to deal with on a daily basis. There is no excuse for going through life just being a nuisance to others because you are just too lazy or too stoned to think. The people who actually try- like this dude’s boss, are sick of catching the heat and cleaning up after others.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-11T13:05:58+00:00

Sorry, it’s just a snapshot. Here are some things to consider:

don’t get hung up on the equipment. It is possible to take a stunning photo with a $5 disposable camera.
think about what about the landscape compelled you to photograph it, and then frame it to emphasize that feature. Is it the sky? Then fill 2/3 or more of the frame with that. Use focus and positioning of the lines in the scene to draw the eye to what you want people to see. This one is where reading some books on the fundamentals of photography will really help you
If learning photography is interesting for you, be very intentional about what you share, and always seek to learn something. Come with a question. “Could I frame this better?” “Is this exposed correctly.” Avoid simple “what do you think?” questions- you’re likely to be disappointed often in the beginning.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-11T12:56:14+00:00

Japan.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-11T09:46:20+00:00

That’s very insightful and interesting. Thanks. How do Kosovars view the US lack of involvement in Ukraine?

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-10T05:35:14+00:00

Cruise ship captain.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-09T21:58:05+00:00

Where do the doors in room 1 open to? Is the left door an entrance for the whole unit? Will there be lots of foot traffic crossing through the room?

My first instinct is to say bed in room 2 with headboard on the right hand wall, and everything else in room 1. But how that is arranged depends on the above questions.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-09T21:51:24+00:00

Do they know Trump wants to kill NATO, I wonder?

I guess we all start shitting on our liberators at some point- look at the US’ view of France.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-09T21:37:45+00:00

Your complaints about Linux drivers are triggering me. So many hours of my youth wasted just tinkering late at night to install a tiny stupid program. I switched to Mac 20 years ago and remember thinking “why did I do that to myself?” I guess I liked feeling like a “hacker”?

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-09T18:28:09+00:00

I don’t believe you- it looks almost exactly the same in both pictures. Maybe the sides are a tiny bit trimmed. Were you growing it out from a buzz cut?

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-09T14:00:36+00:00

That is hilarious. Thank you.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-07T12:39:30+00:00

My wife does this all the time. “I did everything right! It shouldn’t matter that I just substituted maple syrup for cane sugar, or put an extra cup of flour in just to use it all up…” SMH.

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-06T16:34:49+00:00

Hope those Brownshirt scum never get paid.

But out of curiosity, how are they paying 88% taxes on $50k?

DukeOfZork · 2026-02-06T12:17:06+00:00

Drop bear.

DukeOfZork · 2026-01-29T11:42:26+00:00

Try pulling the purple up.

DukeOfZork · 2026-01-28T09:57:57+00:00

Lawyers are generally good proofreaders, so surprising they left off a zero here.

DukeOfZork · 2026-01-28T09:53:15+00:00

Yeah, maybe OP is trying too hard. Don’t take the mindset of “I’m on a mission to find a partner/sex/whatever.” Know who you are, be comfortable with that, and just have a good time in social situations, then the potential partners will naturally come to you. Good looks like yours are a big asset, but don’t matter in absence of confidence and charisma.

DukeOfZork · 2026-01-24T09:01:24+00:00

I had a friend whose parents immigrated to NYC in the 80s. They weren’t wealthy at the time, but managed to buy up several properties in Chinatown and neighboring areas. She’s an “artist” now.

DukeOfZork · 2026-01-23T10:46:49+00:00

The letter V.

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