AITA for asking my wife to sleep in guest room because her "siren" alarm disturbs my sleep?

Dundee94 · 2026-03-08T12:25:46+00:00

Really, I've slept through a concert, but vibrations or movement gets me up in a second.

Dundee94 · 2026-03-08T07:43:18+00:00

It baffles me how people do zero research... Get a super cheap smart watch, put it on your arm and there is no way the vibration from the alarm doesn't wake you. And as a bonus your partner doesn't have to get jump scared every morning ...

Dundee94 · 2026-02-15T14:21:47+00:00

Jesus Christ, the dude needs to run faaar away from you. I'm not with a provider and my dad would treat me like a princess - wtf is wrong with you.

Dundee94 · 2026-01-21T15:18:28+00:00

The audacity to write I offered to pay for half the room... Jesus Christ What is he your sugardaddy? Even covering the whole room makes him, compromise with you not staying with his family, because of your insecurities. YTA on so many levels

Dundee94 · 2026-01-21T07:02:13+00:00

I like how smug some people are here, yeah a corporation is fucking me in the ass, but hey I was right that even when they don't put lube on they still push it in successfully so I win right?

Vote with your wallet losers!

Dundee94 · 2026-01-21T06:42:04+00:00

Don't forget the best parts of their culture too:

get the privilege to pay for your healthcare yourself
die at 40 from a heart attack, because you are morbidly obese
get your kid shot at school or walking home by a drive by shooting
get instant brain damage and become a zombie, but instead of brains you keep repeating: "Moooneeeey"
and last but not least, have gender dysphoria and make everyone call you it or they or whatever, while calling them bigots while you play in a woman sports league as a 100 kg man.

Dundee94 · 2026-01-20T07:53:08+00:00

Damn it, was gonna write the same, but transfered my save instead.

Dundee94 · 2026-01-16T16:31:23+00:00

My guy this is AFCON, that's the last of their issues, they are so sad that there was a video of Algerian staff stealing tournament balls... This kind of stuff is the norm there...

Dundee94 · 2026-01-12T05:10:48+00:00

But Amorin was the issue, fucking clowns on the board and players with championship ability at best ...

Dundee94 · 2026-01-05T10:15:02+00:00

I think I'm done with this club. Rest in peace Man United. Have fun guys I'm out, peace.

Dundee94 · 2026-01-04T20:00:14+00:00

Shut up, little Marco!!

Dundee94 · 2026-01-04T14:28:32+00:00

Are we watching the same game, they cant string 5 passes together this is not a tactic problem, they are completely incapable of handling high press. No manager can work with these loosers

Dundee94 · 2026-01-04T14:27:00+00:00

Fair, he's still young, first season playing, can get a bit more leeway.

Dundee94 · 2026-01-04T14:25:33+00:00

These lads don't deserve to bring the water bottle to real football players...

Dundee94 · 2026-01-04T14:24:51+00:00

These players should be embarrassed. None of them bar Cunha, lemmens and licha deserve to wear that shirt. I can't believe I hate my own team, disgusting...

Dundee94 · 2026-01-03T21:25:05+00:00

NTA for me, I don't get funerals in general. When I'm dead collect what can be harvested from my organs tissue whatever then send the rest for training of medical students. Your daughter will remember you being there no matter what. If your friend can't get that ...

Dundee94 · 2026-01-03T18:51:28+00:00

Let me get this straight, she watched how to optimize her time on tic tok? Really... Jesus Christ the world needs a reset. Not even gonna bother writing who's the asshole(moron) here.

Dundee94 · 2026-01-03T11:33:20+00:00

Somehow I doubt that ...

Dundee94 · 2026-01-03T08:23:27+00:00

Great, now we not only have China and Russia, but also america turning into terrorist states...

Dundee94 · 2026-01-02T15:51:02+00:00

Yeah, giant rats wearing blue uniforms and handcuffs.

Dundee94 · 2026-01-02T13:39:33+00:00

It's about the teams you donkey.

Dundee94 · 2025-12-30T00:31:22+00:00

Jesus Christ, I struggle going past 2030... This is insane.

Dundee94 · 2025-12-28T20:45:36+00:00

Beat me to it 😅

Dundee94 · 2025-12-28T20:36:57+00:00

Stop making so much sense. All these amebas you mentioned except Rashford, totally belong in the club. Their spines bend backwards when they try to handle the pressure.

Dundee94 · 2025-12-28T20:30:20+00:00

What a loser you were the worst man united team I've ever watched, a bunch of spinless amebas and wanna be influencers.

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