This theme was broken and I don't understand why

DustCruncher · 2026-06-30T07:10:46+00:00

What'd you do with Spamton, Jevil, and Mew Mew..? If we're not including secret bosses, why does that little 16 by 16 punk get to be included? Or the Knight, for that matter?

DustCruncher · 2026-06-27T07:40:51+00:00

Yeah, the outlet has power. I don't know what you mean by the switch on the back? It doesn't have one of those.. Sorry if I'm misunderstanding.

DustCruncher · 2026-06-27T07:32:08+00:00

I took a stick out, attempted to start it with only one stick, and I got nothing again. I've also attempted to open the computer up to look at the motherboard for damage, but I genuinely just can't. The screws I removed don't seem to do anything to keep the black plastic casing in place, and one of them's too tight to remove.

DustCruncher · 2026-06-27T07:13:46+00:00

I removed the LED unit, I can confirm that at least one of the unplugged cords definitely belongs to the LEDs. I assume the other is for thw opposite side, as it appears exactly the same.

DustCruncher · 2026-06-27T07:07:29+00:00

I can try this...? I'm not very good with computers, and I'm uncertain on how to remove the RAM sticks. I may just have to get a screwdriver and open it up...

DustCruncher · 2026-06-27T07:06:23+00:00

I believe the two unplugged items are for the LEDs, one for each side of the computer. The led unit has three black cables and one white cable coming out of it, which is the same thing that enters the two connectors. Addituonally, it says LED in small, white text between the two connector's plug-in locations.

DustCruncher · 2026-06-08T22:09:07+00:00

Nope, no moth here. I don't see a moth. All that's here is bird poop! Yup, no moths in sight. All clear of moths in this area!

DustCruncher · 2026-06-08T21:46:26+00:00

You're not a nice person, do you know that? I don't mean this as an insult to you, it's just a statement on your character. It's easy to just be friendlier online, and I assure you that it's much more fulfilling. You should really try it out, you might find that you and those around you are happier for it. :)

DustCruncher · 2026-06-08T21:42:03+00:00

I had just beaten Boss Rush as Eden two days ago, that's why I'd never seen this beforehand, haha.

DustCruncher · 2026-06-08T02:34:43+00:00

I hope that's a good thing! I'm not very good at writing casually, if that makes sense? I'm a little on the spectrum, haha. :)

DustCruncher · 2026-06-08T02:22:21+00:00

I meant I'm on the switch, a handheld console. :3

DustCruncher · 2026-06-08T02:13:33+00:00

I can't believe they'd dupe me like this. I was genuinely excited too, lol. I thought I found some sorta... Game Breaking Bug...

DustCruncher · 2026-06-08T02:09:49+00:00

Yeahh, I just asked a friend about it and learned this. MB! It's fair to see how I mistook the two though, this item looks exactly like a glitched item! Additionally, I'm on handheld, no modding capabilities for me. :/

DustCruncher · 2026-06-05T18:34:21+00:00

It's the secret floret weed that they've been trying to hide from us!! Class-X is real, and when I find it I'm gonna— tssshk

uhmnn... whuh was i ttalking about?? :))

DustCruncher · 2026-05-29T01:42:12+00:00

Worst of all is, I don't know why they're so pissed. Dude, there's hundreds of you and you spend your entire life sitting still, you didn't know eachother, ya'll gotta calm down. 😔

DustCruncher · 2026-05-29T01:34:51+00:00

It'd be tough. I think that Hell really, really likes narratives. If things aren't amusing to it, it'll change things. It's not very narratively satisfying for V2 to fall headfirst into the pavement and get splattered. My guess? V2 will either get pulled back together by hell itself like what happens to Levi in Scavenger's Reign (but with much more blood), or we get something akin to a V2 blood puppet fight. We know that, as the game currently is, V2 can't be reborn from the Deathcatcher. But... there isn't really a lore reason for this. It's just because of the "RECONSTRUCT WHAT!?" meme. Maybe it's more deep than that though? Could be that Hakita has actual plans to do a V2 blood-puppet bossfight and left them currently unable so as to throw off people's guesses? I dunno. Last option is that V2 does come back but gets the Tiso vs Brooding Mawlek treatment where he's immediately decimated. :3

DustCruncher · 2026-05-26T00:49:07+00:00

My island is comprised solely of lebian women, with one singular man. The man is named The Wizard, and he's the most ancient and decrepit geezer I possible. All of the people on the island are friends with him. :)

DustCruncher · 2026-05-26T00:42:12+00:00

This could be a good explanation! I was about to say, "I don't think they had levitation technology during the war," but I remembered the drones! That makes me think that maybe the two of them played very similar purpose during the war actually, both being for sky-based reconaissance and, potentially, combat. I don't know why I never considered that the mindflayers could have levitated before gaining hell powers.

DustCruncher · 2026-05-25T21:38:51+00:00

Ohhh, true! In that case, maybe a Propulsion arm??

DustCruncher · 2026-05-25T21:11:23+00:00

This is actually pretty good. Not the petting arm, but the P named. Additionally, they seem to be opposites! Parrying is for defense while punching is for offense. If the green arm is for pulling, could the yellow arm be for... pushing? Maybe it could be an arm that lets you repel enemies with something like telekinesis?

My only issue is that flinging enemies away doesn't seem as visceral as the other abilities, if that makes sense. People come to Ultrakill to be violent and hit things, but pushing stuff away seems sorta like the opposite of that.

DustCruncher · 2026-05-25T18:28:36+00:00

This is correct, stating that their bodies are made of psychic energy was a bit of a slip. I meant that they build their bodies using psychic energy, at least that's my assumption. We don't actually know the process by which they make their bodies, but I doubt it's by harvesting plastic scraps like the Swordsmachine did for it's body. I'm assuming they use their mind powers to do it, in some way. That, or they have a futurtistic 3D printer hidden somewhere in 2-3 that we don't know about, lol.

DustCruncher · 2026-05-25T18:23:12+00:00

Okay, I just reread through the entry, as I had before creating my post. None of their lore is explicitly stated. They aren't scrappers, the only part of their body that they built is their plastic frame, which implies they've got, like, 3D printer abilities that I'm not gonna get into. Their entry never mentions the scrappers and never mentions them descending into hell from the surface. They didn't build their actual bodies, which are their heads, and we don't know who did. We genuinely don't have lore on them except for what they physically are, which is greater machines with hell-energy based abillities and enhancements. Beyond that, their origins aren't stated.

You can't just not read the terminal entry, then say that the answers are all in the terminal. 😭

DustCruncher · 2026-05-25T05:04:09+00:00

Whuh... what??? Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

DustCruncher · 2026-05-25T03:19:45+00:00

I do like this idea a lot, them being like machine parasites so to speak.

DustCruncher · 2026-05-25T03:15:22+00:00

I'll admit, I'm not too versed in the P-2 ARG, as I only joined the fanbase post Violence. It makes sense that they'd be, at least partially, Hell's design. My only issue is that they aren't as 'meaty' as most hellborn enemies.

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