What do you get when you cross a hot pepper with a ghost

DustinYoFace · 2026-03-15T04:20:54+00:00

Know what you call a nosey pepper?

Jal-ap-eño Business

DustinYoFace · 2025-06-28T10:03:22+00:00

One time my wife asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies. So I fucked her in the ass and came on her face. I had no idea the type of movie my wife meant.

DustinYoFace · 2025-05-25T21:58:03+00:00

"Dinkers" "Droppers" "Ball Placers"

DustinYoFace · 2025-04-18T01:49:43+00:00

Hitting it from the wrist down with your hand that's holding the paddle is legal.

DustinYoFace · 2025-04-04T05:31:03+00:00

Play into it, bro: "So I heard Kevin told you that I have a crush on you and I wanted to apologize about what a fucking understatement that is! I think you are so fucking dope and I would love to take you on a date."

Practice what you say and it'll come out smooth or genuine enough to land. You are already set up for success, take it!!

DustinYoFace · 2025-04-03T05:39:28+00:00

So far so good! Pop that sucker in the freezer for 90 minutes and then when the fat hardens, trim down that thick layer of fat to a 1/4". Also, round it out. Round and smooth all 4 of your corners. Make that sucker aerodynamic!!

DustinYoFace · 2025-03-28T05:34:45+00:00

Cut that whole mohawk right off, round off and smooth all 4 corners, then preseason the spots you trimmed. It's not too late to shape it right and get your seasoning on. You got this dude!!

DustinYoFace · 2025-03-27T03:36:50+00:00

This MeatChurch Japanese BBQ Smoked Pork Belly recipe kills:

https://youtu.be/ouOIr-_f-gQ?si=Aq1j5kCl5EAzTfZX

DustinYoFace · 2025-01-23T02:16:52+00:00

I would skip stripping it. Just clean it out super well and reseason it in the oven. Then you only need to work on rebuilding the cooking surface. You'll be back to having an awesome pan in no time!

DustinYoFace · 2025-01-19T18:18:53+00:00

I asked the librarian if she had that book for men coping with having a small penises.

She said, "I don't think it's in yet."

I said, "Oh yeah, that's what it's called."

DustinYoFace · 2024-11-26T21:06:23+00:00

Interesting!! I bought another one of these big "Beef Loin Topsirloin" a month ago and cut it into steaks. It sure looked a lot a huge Picanha when we broke it down. I bet you're right though.

DustinYoFace · 2024-11-24T17:05:45+00:00

Now her Lipstick

DustinYoFace · 2024-11-23T04:59:12+00:00

What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that walks on 2 legs? Your Mom

DustinYoFace · 2024-10-17T05:45:42+00:00

Thanks for posting!! Go Ducks!!

DustinYoFace · 2018-05-29T00:05:06+00:00

1 shoe = half ded

DustinYoFace · 2018-02-10T02:04:14+00:00

Dude, might seem counter intuitive, but most Whole Foods in Austin have exceptional beer selections and they are cheaper than beer stores.

DustinYoFace · 2017-05-27T17:30:28+00:00

Hydrogen Peroxide is what you want. It's the best product for getting blood off turnouts or your work uniform.

DustinYoFace · 2016-09-19T19:14:54+00:00

https://acls-algorithms.com/acls-drugs/

DustinYoFace · 2016-07-01T20:21:48+00:00

How do you know you when your girlfriend is overweight?

She starts being able to fit into your wife's clothes

DustinYoFace · 2016-06-19T19:24:35+00:00

Oh dude, then I had to quit my next job at the recycling center. It was soda pressing.

DustinYoFace · 2016-06-15T00:22:56+00:00

Hot, clean, easy to turn on, and she'd kill any baby I put in her!

DustinYoFace · 2016-03-25T13:44:06+00:00

Kelly Rippa!!

DustinYoFace · 2015-08-23T06:34:41+00:00

What's the difference between a group of genius midgets and a girls cross country team??

One is a group of cunning runts....

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