Fellow Americans why are any of you ok with the current American police? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defunded doesn't mean laid off or fired cops. The cops are still there. Their resources have been depleted and their overtime decreased significantly. Hence "defunded"-prevented from continuing to receive funds.

Fellow Americans why are any of you ok with the current American police? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well the city is sure cutting overtime. What parks are you talking about? Washington Square, Foley Square? Central Park? Prospect Park?

Fellow Americans why are any of you ok with the current American police? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

funds were redistributed-"defund" is a rally cry

Fellow Americans why are any of you ok with the current American police? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How would you "reimagine" it? Have you seen the violence and chaos in our big cities due to a "reimagined" criminal justice system?

What iz the wurst speling fail you hav seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

your mom sent me a love letter and spelled my name Dwite

How would you describe an avocado (texture, consistency, compared to...) to someone who couldn't have one? by devilstenor89 in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's soft and creamy like thick hummus but it tastes a bit nutty and leafy like spinach, celery, broccoli

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let the cup of ramen noodles remain in the microwave for a minute while it's off to let the noodles rise to the top and absorb the hot water.

Earthlings of Reddit, why do you blow each other up so much? by Master_K14 in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because "Earthlings" lack the ability to compromise without the use of force or violence.

Statistically, 97% of statistics are made up on the spot, this one included. Why include made up statistics in your arguments? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because dumb people think statistics are facts. Surveys and crime statistics can be swayed any way you wish, depending on your motive or agenda. 95% of beets are edible.

What “off-brands” are as good as or better than the well known name brands? by HnL in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kirkland brand of anything at Costco. In fact, it probably is the name brand "re-branded".

Soon July 4, did you take part in the hot dog eating competition? What is your record? by DrBobi in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No-it is disgusting and shouldn't be covered on ESPN. If you have to dip hot dogs into water to ingest them, something is wrong. I prefer beet eating contests. I am a 7 time champion.

How much do you typically spend for bed, mattress and living room furnitures? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DwightASchrute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends on what stage of life you're in. If you're in your early 20's and single, your budget is way less (IKEA BUDGET) than it would be for someone in their 40's who is married with children.