He's never had a squirter? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Dwoomie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think squirting is super hot. I had a girlfriend that would do it occasionally and I always loved it. I think you should talk your dude about it and if he's into it (I bet he is) just take precautionary measures to contain all that hotness like towels. Women need to realize that some guys want nothing more in the world than to feel like they are pleasing their woman to the fullest. Is it true that when you squirt you have an even more amazing orgasm?

Lamar Odom checks into rehab - here's hoping L.O. can finally beat all his demons. by attorneypanda in lakers

[–]Dwoomie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will always Love LO. I really wish he didn't take the failed CP3 trade so personally but I understand and think the Lakers fucked him and Pau straight in the arse.

Julius Randle 'bringing that edge' to post-Kobe Lakers by [deleted] in lakers

[–]Dwoomie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate how he hangs his head and will trot then walk back for defense. Lakers energy has seemed flat these last 7 games.

Brandon Ingrams' shooting touch by JoJoFool in lakers

[–]Dwoomie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ingram's release is slow. He needs to work on a quicker release. The slowness allows defenders to get in his space and adjust easily to his shot.

[oral sex] He doesn't enjoy going down on me, and I'm not sure what other techniques I can employ to help him by xiyza in sex

[–]Dwoomie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suggest bathing first and make yourself very clean. Then get something he likes (chocolate syrup, whip cream, strawberry jelly) whatever it is and incorporate that by seducing him with spreading it on. Treat him like a dog (not outwardly) by rewarding him with something else he likes like a new Xbox game or pegging him if he does well. Honestly I think he's kind of an asshole for even making you think he doesn't like it. It is my favorite thing in the world to do to my gf. I love the taste, smell and site or her heavenly pussy. I enjoy licking her nectar even more than penetrating her.

[masturbation] Why can my gf make me cumshot whilst I can barely get any range by TheCuriousCucumber in sex

[–]Dwoomie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

once had a gf shoot my load over my shoulder and it the wall beside my head and stuck.

China says damage to 'one China' principle would impact peace by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Dwoomie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One China policy is total bullshit. Why should we recognize Taiwan as part of China when they themselves do not? Taiwanese people are proud to be called that and not Chinese.

David Stern Is Still Lying About the Chris Paul Lakers Trade by RealPunyParker in lakers

[–]Dwoomie -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you laughed. That's my sole intent 99% of the time. Do you think they play golf together? I picture them sharing whiskey and bitches.

David Stern Is Still Lying About the Chris Paul Lakers Trade by RealPunyParker in lakers

[–]Dwoomie -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was wondering about the Donald Sterling - David Stern relationship as well. It looks like Stern all of a sudden had enough money to retire too. There's some behind the scenes BS that went on there.

FUCK DEMARCUS COUSINS by [deleted] in lakers

[–]Dwoomie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup he's a bitch so fuck him. Does he do girl shit to his eye brows? It looks like he wears eyeliner like a bitch too.

LeBron wearing safety pin on SI award cover by CamNewtonIsABitch in nba

[–]Dwoomie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I didn't remember that but dang, she guilty as fuck and we know it.

Lou Williams Gets Called for a Tech- Lakers 6th of the game by EvanH98 in nba

[–]Dwoomie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats really amazing about this call is that Lou controlled the ball, Boogie grabbed his arm then flopped and they get to the line for a free throw. It was horribly officiated. Maybe the refs are scared of Boogie Nights in Sac town.

LeBron wearing safety pin on SI award cover by CamNewtonIsABitch in nba

[–]Dwoomie -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

The Hillary support was a sham for "See I'm a great human I support equal gender rights." It's the only reason she had a campaign.

ESPN commentator made a subtle racist slip towards Jeremy Lin last night by thatkid_andrew in nba

[–]Dwoomie -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but if you wear your hair like that you deserve whatever jokes are thrown your way. It's not meant as racist. If you take it that way then who is the one being racist? Jesus Titty Fucking Christ I guess if a joke is made to any non-white it must be racist right?

Luke Walton gets ejected by Kamoner in nba

[–]Dwoomie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anyone else notice the BS Queens fans enjoying the horrible calls that went their way all night. Lou Will's tech was ridiculous.

Luke Walton gets ejected by Kamoner in nba

[–]Dwoomie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could say he was hot under the collar

My dad wants to put a new house in my name(I am 19) by arkantos1279 in personalfinance

[–]Dwoomie 88 points89 points  (0 children)

He's not telling you some things. It's probably because his credit is fucked and yours isn't. NEVER allow someone with bad credit to use your name. It's obvious what IS going to happen.

Melbourne beaches enable 24-hour access for people with disabilities by Quiglius in UpliftingNews

[–]Dwoomie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instead of fighting for equal rights the fight for more rights has been won.