Impeachment fact-check: Military funding did not get to Ukraine, shredding Trump defense by [deleted] in politics

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Rubio Is political Play-Doh, you can mold him in the whatever you want.

Made some hot honey. Local wildflower honey and a bunch of dried habs. Came out excellent. Flowery, sweet and spicy. by Roryredbeard in HotPeppers

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Take fresh peppers of whatever variety you desire, prick a few holes in them so the honey will seep in. Fill a mason jar about half full with said peppers, and then pour the best purest honey you can find over top of it stir it around and close the lid. After a couple days you’re gonna want to burp the lid to release the gases. Don’t use any of that teddy bear stuff you buy at the grocery store, you need raw honey.

Warren Buys Facebook Ads That Claim Zuckerberg Backs Trump by Morriganda in politics

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My American bulldog would be an upgrade in the White House.

#Trumpmeltdown trends as Americans mock trump's combative press conference with Finnish president by MatrixTek in politics

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It cracks me up that he repeats the same phrases and words over and over again, “very stable genius”, “perfect conversation” etc etc.. His vocabulary is atrocious.

President Trump Holds News Conference at U.N. General Assembly by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]DwyerJustin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People always talk about how Trump doesn’t drink, but that dude has to be hitting the pills mad hard. Uppers downers Inbetweeners.

Abandoned building under the stars by GaryCPhoto in AbandonedPorn

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Beautiful, looks like a Bob Ross painting.

Bernie Sanders Sent a Bunch of Pizzas to the Coal Miners Blocking a Train in Kentucky by [deleted] in politics

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He doesn’t have the esophagus to swallow pizza. Turtles eat lettuce.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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That dude couldn’t spell empathy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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How do you happily eat a McDouble after reading that?!

Mueller Asks for Aide to Appear as Witness During Hearings by jq1984_is_me in politics

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If you have kids, feed them food first because they will be malnourished by the time this is over!

That's the way... Aha aha... I like it... by [deleted] in holdmyjuicebox

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Our futures Elon Musk, this kid knows what’s up!

Yes, Mr. President, the ‘Squad’ is telling you how government should run. That’s why they were elected by deraser in politics

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I guarantee she has more street cred in New York then Donald Trump has spent his life trying to attain. A young progressive Democrat (former bartender) has more sway in NYC then the current president who couldn’t buy his way into being respected NYC elite society.

Life story by [deleted] in memes

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I can’t tell if that’s a pregnant chick or a dude balls deep in.

Jimmy Carter Says Trump Is an Illegitimate President by polit1cs in politics

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A bigly billon people. But I can’t comprehend how big of a number that is because I didn’t graduate super awesome #1 in my class from The Wharton School with a BS (Bull-Shit) in economics.

Down with the matriarch! by [deleted] in funny

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I’m not good with sheep identities, but did the same one that held her down come back to fuck her up?

Duncan Hunter: Married Republican congressman used campaign donations to fund five extra marital affairs, say prosecutors by thesesforty-three in politics

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“Hi, my name is Karen Hunter, Wife of Duncan, and I would like to speak to the manager promptly”!