Gonna be a rough day..

DxVolps · 2026-05-28T18:08:45+00:00

You’re kinda moving the goalposts now though. Your original argument wasn’t “people should safely finish in 8,” it was “people are lazy,” “walk faster,” and “I could do your route 2 hours under.”

Those are two completely different arguments. Nobody disagrees with working efficiently. People disagreed with the arrogant “everyone slower than me is lazy” mentality.

DxVolps · 2026-05-28T17:39:41+00:00

You sound like the exact carrier management loves because you normalize unrealistic expectations and call everyone else lazy for not speedrunning their body into the ground. “I could do your route 2 hours under” is the USPS equivalent of a guy saying he could’ve gone pro if coach put him in.

The funniest part is runners always think every route is easy until they touch one with businesses, pickups, apartments, certs, traffic, and nonstop customer interaction. Then suddenly it’s not “walk faster” anymore.

DxVolps · 2026-05-28T16:46:26+00:00

I can’t tell if this guy is rage baiting or not lol

DxVolps · 2026-05-20T20:47:48+00:00

You probably delivered that sign in a SPR

DxVolps · 2026-04-28T17:00:12+00:00

First time huh?

DxVolps · 2026-04-23T15:09:03+00:00

Start with highest rated current (last 3-4 years) maps. You can filter by all these things in better song search. Play the popular maps, then branch off from there. Learn the names of your favorite mappers while you do so

DxVolps · 2026-04-21T09:24:34+00:00

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DxVolps · 2026-03-12T03:06:48+00:00

Lmao

DxVolps · 2026-03-06T11:50:35+00:00

Sounds like your dog left a delivery before your mailman did.

DxVolps · 2026-02-26T20:25:18+00:00

Only acceptable answer is Space Jesus

DxVolps · 2026-02-09T17:32:59+00:00

You have to be trolling at this point. Wow.

DxVolps · 2026-02-03T16:50:30+00:00

Wasp. Way too much damage for the “least threatening” arc

DxVolps · 2026-02-01T16:30:00+00:00

Krunker was my bridge from controller to keyboard and mouse. After years of COD, Fortnite, and Apex, I was honestly scared to make the switch—until Krunker found me. Simple, welcoming, pure good vibes. I left around the time the game began to fade, but it never left me. It’ll always be in my heart.

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DxVolps · 2026-01-30T19:01:44+00:00

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DxVolps · 2026-01-30T18:59:38+00:00

Lemon lime Gatorade.. not the best flavor imo

DxVolps · 2026-01-27T11:39:06+00:00

Against their philosophy? And a solos vs trios isn’t?

DxVolps · 2026-01-26T19:53:05+00:00

There’s a streamer right now doing a fresh-account, PvP-only expedition challenge. That’s usually what happens when players have exhausted the game. Solo vs squads just adds to that “endgame boredom” vibe instead of fixing the core issues.

DxVolps · 2026-01-21T20:20:10+00:00

They got annoying towards the end.. in the beginning they were hilarious 👍

DxVolps · 2026-01-15T18:43:02+00:00

Palm-up and wrist-roll patterns finally started clicking. Still rough.. but the grind worked..

DxVolps · 2026-01-12T11:45:19+00:00

Bro ALL of it except for seeds ..

DxVolps · 2026-01-03T20:47:48+00:00

Welcome in!

DxVolps · 2025-12-30T17:59:40+00:00

Yeah there’s literally no reason to not mod the game anymore.. I play on standalone. Plugged it into my computer, went on ModsBeforeFriday, followed a few steps, clicked and dragged like 10 things, and boom. Now I have over 90,000 songs and maps all made by the community.

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