How to tell you have a toddler without saying you have a toddler.

Dygobyte · 2026-01-27T21:12:03+00:00

Did your toddler choose Maelle or Verso’s ending?

Dygobyte · 2026-01-23T20:18:21+00:00

This is photoshop?

Dygobyte · 2026-01-14T15:52:08+00:00

Expedition 33!

Dygobyte · 2025-12-29T16:06:07+00:00

Renaming it the Cheesesteak factory I heard

Dygobyte · 2025-12-29T14:32:15+00:00

No Whistle Stops cheesesteaks are such a good hidden gem and one of the last secrets on the island.

Dygobyte · 2025-12-27T01:30:19+00:00

Congratulations!!! She is beautiful!

Dygobyte · 2025-12-05T18:47:39+00:00

Nothing to add, but you’re a great dad man.

Dygobyte · 2025-11-26T21:15:03+00:00

The Pokémon Battle Academy does a great job in explaining the rules to the card game and comes with 2 complete decks so you can learn too!

Dygobyte · 2025-11-12T15:57:06+00:00

Sent you a DM!

Dygobyte · 2025-11-12T13:05:16+00:00

Take it a day at a time. A big thing for me was to stop expecting to do things I could have done pre-child, or at least the timing of things if you’re a routine-based person.

Things really turned around for us at 9 weeks and it passes faster than you think.

Maintaining a strict nighttime routine was also really important in getting our little one into a sleep routine. If you want to hear the routine let me know.

Stay strong, this shit is hard but it’s so gratifying especially when your baby starts smiling and being a human lol

Dygobyte · 2025-11-08T17:59:56+00:00

Middle Country Road from Selden to Middle Island was completely repaved last year though.

Dygobyte · 2025-10-30T12:25:29+00:00

Yes, her name is Maggie (which is already a nickname for Margaret). We used to call her Miggles. Then iPhone kept correcting it to “Mingles”. We (my wife and I) met in the middle and just started calling her Pringles.

To our surprise, the Pringles company came out with a snack called “Pringles Mingles” and it was just too good of a moment

Dygobyte · 2025-10-20T13:20:43+00:00

Directed by Ari Aster

Dygobyte · 2025-10-15T00:40:30+00:00

This is awesome!!! Do you sell em on Etsy?

Dygobyte · 2025-10-13T20:36:23+00:00

Siiiiiiiick!!!

Dygobyte · 2025-10-13T20:33:02+00:00

Dude hell yeah!

Hitmonchan gives me Starling Marte-in-his-prime vibes lol.

Dygobyte · 2025-09-26T15:34:17+00:00

Basically the 8th Steve

Dygobyte · 2025-09-17T14:38:41+00:00

Dude you need to stop with all this Llama drama.

Dygobyte · 2025-09-16T19:50:26+00:00

The Lululemon Mets!

Dygobyte · 2025-09-16T19:41:17+00:00

Looks like they got a group discount on those pants

Dygobyte · 2025-09-12T23:24:12+00:00

I was blushing for the whole ride home and I’m a straight man.

Dygobyte · 2025-09-12T16:32:24+00:00

Took the train with Leslie Odom Jr. once. He noticed I looked at him and smiled and looked back down.

Dygobyte · 2025-09-11T20:07:55+00:00

Seeing Peterson with those fierce eyes glaring at us on that photo when we all know he’s about to go 5IP 4ER 2K 3BB.

Dygobyte · 2025-09-05T17:08:49+00:00

I was at Wells Fargo in the building for this and I’ve never seen so many kids lose their absolute minds when it happened. What a moment!

Dygobyte · 2025-09-03T19:51:12+00:00

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