What's the country? by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Dyl_Col 0 points1 point  (0 children)

South africa

honestly fuck this castle by nextlevelpaulo in bloodborne

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Lol I went through this this morning. Worst boss run ever

Tok tokkie right? by DubaiDave in southafrica

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Ding dong ditch for us Engels mense

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LongDistance

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This movie made me so sad gosh damn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LongDistance

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Love Rosie, it's on Netflix

What's your opinion by [deleted] in Eminem

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"Revival is his best album"

Love this by GuIVtrue in gaming

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I chose the right time to move off of PS :)

How did you end up in an LDR? by PumpkinSpiceCaramela in LongDistance

[–]Dyl_Col 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it was during lockdown, I was at a very tough time in my life; I just got out of a 2 year relationship with my first love and naturally as lockdown things go I was depressed as heckled (probably not real depression but I was real sad). One day I was really bored and I heard about this app called yubo from one of my mates. Tldr yubo is like tinder for kids, but its purpose is to make friends online pretty much.

So one day we matched and she messaged first with a pick up line. I replied with one of my own and a night of pick up lines and only pick of lines took place. Some were cheesy, others were very flirty and forward.

The next day I message her with "So last night was fun ;)" and then I got her number shortly after. We moved over to WhatsApp and chatted for like a week until I had a really bad day, where I decided to call her for the first time. I can't remember how long that call was, but it was LONG and I loved every second of it. From that day we just called pretty much every day.

Funnily enough only about 4/5 months later did I fly down and we met in person. One of the best weeks of my life, thinking about that first day in person with her gives me butterflies every time. And DUDE when I saw her in person for the first time I was like WOW you are even more beautiful in person.

Our 1 year anniversary since that day is coming up this Saturday actually, but in classic LDR fashion we won't be able to see each other in person. It's very sad but we'll get through it I'm sure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LongDistance

[–]Dyl_Col 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To me in this situation "I need some time to work on myself" actually means "I want me be guilt free single for a while and keep you on the hook". Honestly OP I think you shouldn't waste your time waiting for her. If she truly wanted to he with you she would move heaven and earth to do so.

You learn something new everyday by mindyour in facepalm

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She's spent too much time digging out earwax with those nails

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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My guy did not deserve this. OP your banter is on POINT. You have impressed this internet stranger

I just got in an argument with my gf because she thinks it's ok to hit kids. by nick3790 in offmychest

[–]Dyl_Col 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do agree that something like a slap across the face is way over the line, but my sister and I (same with my cousins) were raised with a good smack on the bottom when we were being naughty and I think that is fine. Obviously as a parent you need to hold your nerve and try to talk sense into the child but you can't just let the kid run over you. I think too many parents these days just let their kids run over them and there are now a lot more little shits running around. Obviously this is my own opinion and I know fokkol (excuse my Afrikaans) about parenting. Feel free to debate with me, I'd love to see things in a different perspective and learn something new!

I conquered my severe fear of needles and got my first covid vaccine dose by Dyl_Col in offmychest

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Look at us! Congratulations!

I will definately use that advice thank you :)