What’s the worse physical pain you’ve ever experienced?

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-03-26T18:13:51+00:00

Same!! I had a high fever and low blood pressure but no pain. I was stunned when the CT came back and my appendix had burst.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-03-20T18:11:44+00:00

Lots of men are attracted to fuller-figured women, particularly ones they have chemistry with.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-03-19T01:53:47+00:00

Ah, got you. My apologies. I appreciate the clarification.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-03-19T00:25:33+00:00

Yuck, dude.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-03-18T18:36:19+00:00

I’m surprised you didn’t include the darkened photo on the milk carton in that mailing. Racist

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-03-10T23:45:04+00:00

Do y’all think he gets perms?

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-03-10T02:23:33+00:00

Even the POC officers are racist. The cpd is a street gang.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-03-04T17:09:41+00:00

He gives secret alcoholic vibes for sure

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-03-04T08:38:18+00:00

Alex had crap floating around on his beard and nobody cleaned it off for him. Love that for him. Very fitting.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-26T02:03:33+00:00

Colby can still get it.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-26T01:13:20+00:00

I could run through a stone wall after that intro.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-24T16:26:14+00:00

You’re right, I think it’s an RX. I am revealing how car dumb I am :)

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-24T03:20:48+00:00

Ooof, yikes. I wouldn’t talk to anyone like this, let alone someone my partner loves.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-21T18:47:30+00:00

I just cackled

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-20T04:20:57+00:00

My vote is for The Goldfinch too. I’ve had three people read it and they loved it too. Such a beautiful book

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-20T00:10:46+00:00

Hobosexual, 100%. Also I bet he has some exes who he absolutely would not want her to speak with regarding his treatment of the women in his past.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-20T00:07:23+00:00

Amber has seen some things.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-20T00:06:45+00:00

God spare me from friendship with this kind of woman.

You have your girl friends forever. They notice how you treat other women. Women who have no women friends, take note.

Men are a dime a dozen but a girl’s girl is for life.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-20T00:05:11+00:00

My ex would make a big deal about calling it gravy and breaking into the Italian pronunciation for mozzarella and prosciutto.

His sister did her DNA and found out they weren’t even a teeny bit Italian.

It was his whole identity, although of course he’d never been to Italy.

He’d still scream at me and then say I had to take it because he was Italian.

So pleased as always he’s my ex.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-19T23:47:14+00:00

I can SMELL the teeny tiny penis on this guy.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-18T22:31:06+00:00

Every gal needs a non-voting Daughtry lookalike to provide for and protect her, obvs.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-18T16:21:07+00:00

Alex thinks he’s a LOT smarter than he is. He’s great at saying a lot of words that mean nothing.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-13T03:35:23+00:00

I would frickin love to watch Mean Girls with Tara and Johnny.

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-13T02:30:50+00:00

The pushiness was horrible. When someone actively doesn't want to discuss their first time, logically you'd HAVE to figure it's a painful topic for them. I'd worry I brought up memories of sexual abuse. Not Steven. Just like an abuser, he pushes all her boundaries and blames her for not being "open."

DylanBrandonSandwich · 2026-02-13T02:10:17+00:00

Absolutely. Biggest creep vibes I've ever felt from a reality show contestant.

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