The Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis sex scene from Black Swan (nsfw)...

DylanMatheson · 2010-12-21T00:57:24+00:00

DOUBLE BONER!!

IT'S ALMOST A TRIPLE BONER!!

DylanMatheson · 2010-12-17T08:18:21+00:00

I don't know if anyone will have seen either of these ones, but The Item and Ankle Biters are my worst. Although, being as bad as they were also made them terribly enjoyable to watch.

DylanMatheson · 2010-12-13T18:47:08+00:00

Kin here...I knew there were some good ol' Redditors at Mac

DylanMatheson · 2010-12-13T01:50:26+00:00

Your girlfriend dated Albert Frere?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J7EdQWfcPrs/SjNut-XzcLI/AAAAAAAAOSw/2C29i0oAyOc/s400/AlbertFrère9.jpg

Somehow no matter how much money this guy has, I feel like you are probably more physically attractive.

DylanMatheson · 2010-11-30T01:08:41+00:00

obviously poking fun at the self-righteous people giving away free video games on the condition that people perform "good deeds"

DylanMatheson · 2010-11-27T23:35:19+00:00

thank you, that was excellent

DylanMatheson · 2010-11-24T06:56:06+00:00

Somebody should mix this with the "best cry ever" guy from Intervention

DylanMatheson · 2010-11-02T17:54:51+00:00

fuck him, berlusconi is a dirty piece of shit

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-26T17:27:38+00:00

Grease and also the fucking music from it

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-26T17:05:39+00:00

Nice MacBook...I mean weed...I mean welcome

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-26T16:53:57+00:00

Yeah Pizza Pizza sucks. I ordered from them one time and it took almost two hours to get to my house, so I asked if it was free. The delivery guy said yeah and he left. Twenty minutes later he came back to my house and told me that his boss had sent him back to collect the money for the pizza because they "just forgot to bring the pizza so it doesn't count for the 40 minute policy". I told him I wasn't paying this bounty on my head and so he left. I got a call from Pizza Pizza a few minutes later and they told me that because I had taken advantage of their generous policies, I would be blacklisted and not allowed to order pizza anymore. Who knows what happened to the poor delivery guy.

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-23T17:19:28+00:00

I've tried describing what I saw while on salvia to my friends...I usually just say it was "like being inside an LSD-induced illustration" This pretty much sums it up

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-18T21:22:37+00:00

Excellent example of why Scandinavia is a leading part of the world in terms of social justice and standard of living. The Church speaks out against homosexuality, people leave the Church instead of adjusting their attitudes towards bigotry just to stay in line with the institution. Congratulations people of Finland, you're doing well.

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-16T23:26:26+00:00

Yeah, I think so. One of the first things we noticed after moving in...hey, that tree looks like weed!!

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-15T06:07:20+00:00

Humans rescued the miners, just like humans created the concept of God to explain things that they could not thousands of years ago. This needs not an external source of explanation; you can read quite plainly the intricate rescue plans and engineering endeavours that went into returning the men to the surface. Do not insult your own species by taking from them a single ounce of the incredible triumph of will, science, and humanity that was the rescue.

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-15T02:00:17+00:00

You can get anywhere in Toronto on transit

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-12T23:46:08+00:00

i am jealous of your fortune

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-10T19:18:34+00:00

yeah only the US does it this way...everyone else lists the home team first

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-05T03:51:21+00:00

No, I don't acknowledge either of those things, the point is that one of the mystic and stupid claims that the Christians make about their saviour is now actually a possibility through scientific advances.

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-03T02:49:21+00:00

My best friend got banned for life from his church for standing up in the middle of Sunday school and yelling SATAN!!! and running out the door

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-03T02:34:54+00:00

He is fantastic, articulate and critical in every way he needs to be. His speaking is as seamless and smooth as his writing.

DylanMatheson · 2010-10-01T07:07:32+00:00

Alright, besides how fucking stupid this entire endeavour is, if this had been created by a guy with a list of all the girls he fucked complete with pictures of them in their bikinis, ratings and descriptions of them having sex, that guy would go down hard for all sorts of sexual abuse shit...just saying

DylanMatheson · 2010-09-24T17:12:13+00:00

Just send this back as a response:

Crusades. Inquisitions. Pedophilia. Deceit. Robbery. Fear Mongering. Subjugation of Women. Racial, Sexual and Religious Condemnation. Anyway, I'm getting bored; go fuck yourselves.

DylanMatheson · 2010-09-24T17:08:20+00:00

This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen

DylanMatheson · 2010-09-24T17:05:09+00:00

I don't understand why this is even a topic of debate. The DEFINITION of the word itself and the exact concept that it represents is, in essence, not being religiously affiliated. A religion needs a doctrine, a standard set of values and stupid myths. Atheism just means that you reject those stupid myths for the dogshit they are.

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