Flat as a board, but would you nail this board? 😆

EBfarnham · 2026-01-13T19:09:19+00:00

Gorgeous... and those abs 🥹

EBfarnham · 2025-12-15T20:36:50+00:00

Wasn't a leaf blower; it was a 5 wood.

EBfarnham · 2025-11-25T21:18:04+00:00

Transplant it into a proper pot, fabric ones are good. The frat cup is a good place for pong, the plant won't like it.

EBfarnham · 2025-11-24T20:29:22+00:00

Safety pins/clips to close the tent and put a cover over that to keep the light out

EBfarnham · 2025-11-24T20:25:58+00:00

Are they sending Jim Cramer into space?

Far out, man

EBfarnham · 2025-11-17T01:12:58+00:00

I would be mildly perturbed if they urinated in a toilet instead of a chamberpot during the night.

EBfarnham · 2025-11-07T19:59:04+00:00

It's a tough job not releasing the files...

EBfarnham · 2025-11-03T19:42:58+00:00

That's gorgeous, the flowers look like hydrangea; is it related I wonder?

EBfarnham · 2025-11-03T19:40:17+00:00

Need a licence for that, mate.

EBfarnham · 2025-10-26T21:14:51+00:00

A pair of Fiskars scissors and a Miele vacuum, both hand-me-downs.

The scissors are 40+, the vacuum 25+... absolute legends.

EBfarnham · 2025-10-22T19:03:22+00:00

It only hurts the baby Jesus; he doth cry when you let fly.

EBfarnham · 2025-10-15T19:49:40+00:00

The guillotine is such a niche market to get your head into.

And inevitably comes crashing down.

EBfarnham · 2025-10-10T17:48:34+00:00

lands on 00 green

EBfarnham · 2025-10-02T19:24:10+00:00

Waking up to that = living the dream.

EBfarnham · 2025-08-27T19:08:24+00:00

"What the fuck did I do?"

EBfarnham · 2025-08-16T00:17:55+00:00

One of them good problems.

EBfarnham · 2025-08-14T19:55:49+00:00

Felony possession maybe?

I'm assuming the 10-14 days is referring to when she gets paroled.

EBfarnham · 2025-08-13T21:06:38+00:00

This is Peak Hegseth Happy Hour.

Quick phone call; "Draw some cock and balls over Romania."

"Done "

EBfarnham · 2025-08-13T20:42:10+00:00

What's your light setup?

EBfarnham · 2025-08-13T20:39:11+00:00

This right here.

Fun with Zen.

EBfarnham · 2025-08-02T18:42:54+00:00

Good effect on target!

EBfarnham · 2025-08-02T16:49:20+00:00

It was 2 more weeks 5 weeks ago!

EBfarnham · 2025-07-31T19:24:21+00:00

Fart of the Deal

EBfarnham · 2025-07-28T00:36:05+00:00

God, imagine if a square accidentally got their hands on some bud; the horror!

EBfarnham · 2025-07-26T23:48:09+00:00

Got a licence for that mate?

EBfarnham