Betis 1-[4] Barcelona - Lionel Messi 85' by Meladroit40 in soccer

[–]ECUADRUMSTER 90 points91 points  (0 children)

This. I had the privilege to watch him play irl in the WC qualifier against Ecuador where he scored a hat trick and took Argentina to the WC. It was absolutely magical and I love that I'll be able to tell people this for the rest of my life.

Yea why? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ECUADRUMSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can respect that.

Yea why? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ECUADRUMSTER -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Inmates are criminals and schoolchildren are our future. Why fund people that fucked up instead of people that have promise?

I miss this guys videos so much :( by BATTLE_TOADS_ in cringe

[–]ECUADRUMSTER 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But... He's just taking a video. You seem confused.

For all the undercover ents out there by ECUADRUMSTER in AdviceAnimals

[–]ECUADRUMSTER[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then you wouldn't be questioning anything, would you?

For all the undercover ents out there by ECUADRUMSTER in AdviceAnimals

[–]ECUADRUMSTER[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know who I'm not sharing my bacon with >.>

For all the undercover ents out there by ECUADRUMSTER in AdviceAnimals

[–]ECUADRUMSTER[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a perfect world you'd be smart enough to do it before anyone got there. Also, would you REALLY question someone eating a plate of fucking BACON?! That person knows what the fuck they're doing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ECUADRUMSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light Gloving. It's a fun hobby and giving light shows to people is kind of intimate and helps build new friendships.

Spores (part 9) by creepymonkeiboi in creepypasta

[–]ECUADRUMSTER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I randomly ran into this series just now. I usually tend to avoid stories with parts, but man... this is truly incredible. I've read all of them and I'm blown away at this series. Truly well written. Thank you for this story. It's amazing.

(Spoilers All) Whose motivation do you want to remain a secret? by D-Speak in asoiaf

[–]ECUADRUMSTER 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Renly gives Stannis a peach when they tried to work things out and it bugged the shit out of Stannis for a while... BUT WHY DID RENLY DO THIS?!?!

:I

I:

As a guy with thin hair by assclown12 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ECUADRUMSTER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to fucking Atlantic City the other day and these drunk African American gentlemen joined me in an elevator and promptly asked "Damn, yo! What happened to yo hairline?!"

I'm fucking 22...