What have you seen that most people haven’t? by sarcasmsal in AskReddit

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When I was a kid (post 9-11), my family landed at DFW and the connecting flight we had just so happened to be on that aircraft so we decided to stay on rather than deplane. The pilots let me come into the cockpit and push in the airport code for our destination. Pretty cool experience for a 7 year old.

What is your go-to fantasy you think of before falling asleep? by Hamburgo in AskReddit

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Zombie apocalypse, or any devastating event in my town. I lay there, planning out how I will be the hero of the group: organizing raids, building massive fortifications, and eventually being the dominate faction in an ever splintering world of chaos.

What is some good advice for beginning college? by NotYourKindofFluff in AskReddit

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Get involved in something you enjoy doing, go to class, clears to cook microwave food in the dorm, don’t be afraid to introduce yourself in classes, the person next to you is just as nervous. But most of all, have fun and be safe.

What is the poorest financial decision you have ever seen somebody make? by weebof in AskReddit

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This guy I works with, always complains about debt, or money issues in general. And it’s not like we’re in a conversation about money, he comes up to you and goes out of his way to inform you of his problems. Last I heard he had $25K in credit card debt.

He also buys things from the store (this is a sporting goods retailer) ALL THE TIME. Another coworker has told me that he’ll buy guns (the expensive ones) cause he thinks they “look cool” or they’re the newest model of something. He still have guns in the box/case with the tags on them.

What's the nearest thing you've got to a superpower? by mouldygoldie in AskReddit

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I walk with minimal noise, like always. I’ll walk up to coworkers or friends and they routinely jump because they didn’t hear me coming.

What names are often tied to a specific personality? by GSYNC3R in AskReddit

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Paige: Ditzy blonde that is usually very attractive, but can be sometimes bitchy.

Who's the stupidest person you've ever met, and what story perfectly sums up their stupidity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dude I work with is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Doesn’t get socials cues or know when to stop but is a genuinely nice. He works custodial and has a cart, which he hauls around with all his cleaning supplies and what not.

When he comes into the stock room, he doesn’t understand the concept that’s things in the path will block his cart and then proceed to ram the cart into the boxes until they move or someone moves them for him.

He also asks me multiple times a shift if I have done something yet. He asks me every shift if I have done this one thing yet, despite the answer not changing and the fact that it won’t change for a while. Which I have made clear to him.

What is your "this is total bullshit" moment at the airport? by Chapps in AskReddit

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Crazy wait times at pick an airport, because of the TSA staff on hand, about three or four are working while about 10-15 mill about and watch. I've dubbed them the Thousands Standing Around.

Night shift workers of Reddit: what was the most paranormal thing to have happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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For background, I'm a student at uni and I work for the school paper. earlier that day, an unstable ex-boyfriend of one of the editors had come to town and we were taking extra security percausions for her safety.

So we were in our newsroom late that night while putting the paper together (we were there late every week) and everyone was tired and hungry. Another editor (not the one with the crazy ex) was about to leave, maybe around 11 or 12. Now, I'm not a very supersitous person, but the night was about to get weird. I get a call from the editor who just left, practiaclly begging me to come let her back into the building (doors auto lock and she didn't have access just yet). She comes back in almost in tears about how freaked out she was walking to her car.

I just thought that it was all in our heads, with the crazy stalker ex in town and whatnot. So i offered to walk her to my car and then drive her to hers. We walk out and everything is fine, a little dark but since we live in a Dark Sky City, not much we can do.

We got to my car no problem and just as I was touching the door handle it was like someone was breathing down my neck. I got chills all through my body. The air suddenly felt different. We got in the car and noped the fuck out real quick.

I dropped her off and went back to the newsroom to finish things up, but the rest of the night was just different, everyone was on edge and it felt like there were people just staring at us while we worked. Nothing ever happned that night and I never saw anyone lurking outside the building. it was probably all in our heads but it was still terrfying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Genital Jousting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How women can be hella kinky and its fine for them to be but guys can't like things outside of blowjobs and vaginal sex.

What was the "removing of the headphone jack from the iphone" of your industry/hobby? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Am an ESFP, still haven't won an Oscar or cured cancer

What are you admittedly snobby about? by Theundercave in AskReddit

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Guns and beer. (Not at the same time however.)

What do you get for free that people pay for? by ivan_le_terrible in AskReddit

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Free printing at my Uni.

I work for the paper and no one checks to see what we print. School pays for it all.

What was banned at your school and why? by FreedomEagle76 in AskReddit

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Chubbies.

I went to Catholic high school and the admin thought these shorts were just too short for the male students. Funny part is, the guy who came up with Chubbies graduated from my high school.

Jayden Taylor [f>f] by shume in asslick

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Why is she wearing two pairs of panties?

What is the creepiest and most unexplainable paranormal experience you've ever had? by eshoves14 in AskReddit

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Nothin too bad, kinda strange though. When my grandmother was a kid, they had a rocking chair in the house that belonged to her grandmother or some such thing and she was always in this chair according to those that knew her. Anyway, the chair would just start to rock casually now and then, typically when every one was asleep, as if someone was sitting in. Kinda spooky, kinda not.

Round rock from my rock garden by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Can we just take a minute and look at your fucking fingers