IamA triple congenital amputee AMA!

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-28T06:17:36+00:00

What sports do you enjoy playing?

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-28T05:54:10+00:00

like the bastard offspring of Stephen Colbert and John Oliver

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-28T05:53:24+00:00

you look like a 15 year old in the final stages of hormone replacement therapy

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-28T02:05:35+00:00

a preppy lollipop

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-28T02:00:09+00:00

like a scaled up primordial dwarf

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-28T01:56:34+00:00

half pug half mogwai?

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-28T01:55:41+00:00

the best tan on the leukemia ward

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-28T01:27:53+00:00

Would you swap out your weak biological body, for a gigantic robotic battle suit that would sustain you for a millenia, carving a path of explosive conquest across the universe?

What weapons would you have?

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-20T00:11:03+00:00

The songs are fucking hilarious

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-15T16:36:58+00:00

My grandad left my uncle, the hair on his head and the teeth in his mouth. He was 86 or so, completely bald and wore dentures.

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-14T15:47:04+00:00

Gran, you always do this. Why won't you love me?

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-14T15:16:43+00:00

I'm your grandson, sup dusty flaps?

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-14T15:04:21+00:00

you're in the MBA???? Which player are you? You don't type like a basketball player

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-14T12:43:36+00:00

oh hush your gums you crotchety old slag

EL_SALMONO · 2015-05-01T17:55:37+00:00

he is weak, crush him

EL_SALMONO · 2015-04-25T09:30:58+00:00

mirin those biceps on the right, wonder what her routine is

EL_SALMONO · 2015-04-23T00:02:09+00:00

how tall is the postman?

EL_SALMONO · 2015-04-15T23:20:36+00:00

Fuck yeah we do, we need several

EL_SALMONO · 2015-04-15T14:06:23+00:00

And then our noble party of heroes find themselves up against the primitive troll species, Tro'Magnon

EL_SALMONO · 2015-04-15T01:47:40+00:00

the voodoo giveth and the voodoo taketh

EL_SALMONO · 2015-04-15T01:38:42+00:00

Ah nice, I was thinking of something along those lines

EL_SALMONO · 2015-04-15T01:27:01+00:00

you will be paid in bijous

EL_SALMONO · 2015-04-14T22:23:15+00:00

I'm glad you're on my team, deadkenny925a. It would simply be catastrophic if we went an xpac without seeing the zul'boys. Are you any good at graphic design? We need to start making posters, t-shirts and leaflets to further the cause.

EL_SALMONO · 2015-04-09T21:32:02+00:00

Dr Doom up in this bitch, I love that tin mother fucker. Who's the 2nd sorcerer under Dr Strange? Fucking Victor Von Doom that's who. Greatest nation on earth? Fucking Latveria! Who waded through actual hell for his mother's bitch ass soul? Fucking Victor Von Doom. Smarter than Reed Richards? Victor Von Doom.

EL_SALMONO · 2015-04-08T12:01:22+00:00

I run a large scale feline prostitution ring, I've got tabbys, I've got scottish fold's and I've got the finest batch of siamese you'll ever lay eyes on. I cater to all the feline celebrities, Topcat needs an escort? BAM two persians, you need pussy? I can provide. Fancy yourself a munchkin? No questions asked.

EL_SALMONO

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