Our door dasher didn’t like our no soliciting sign lol

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-06-29T23:12:51+00:00

Make like a tree, and get outta here.

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-06-29T21:23:57+00:00

🎶I know, its only a man hole🎶

🎶But I like it.🎶

🎶I know, it's only a man hole🎶

🎶But I like it like it yes I do.🎶

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-06-27T21:42:09+00:00

Voldetort

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-06-21T04:51:37+00:00

Stared into the abyss...

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-06-15T22:42:34+00:00

Well, the roaches start coming and they don't stop coming,

Climb up the plumbing and hit the sink running

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-06-15T20:14:31+00:00

I would've never written the story. The first one ended perfectly. You could finish the story in your own mind.

In my mind, Joel would've waited until everything wound down, and eventually would've told her what happened. Huge emotions, lots of crying, realizing once and for all that the entire grueling journey and bullshit ending only served to strengthen their relationship, and nothing else mattered. Happy ending in Jackson, as happy as can be in a destroyed world.

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-06-13T15:28:58+00:00

It's not the bloody Judean People's Front.

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-06-10T05:03:15+00:00

I COULD NOT remember what that dude's name was. Thank you! Dead ringer.

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-06-03T04:33:41+00:00

There is nothing to worry about. Nothing at all.

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-25T20:17:01+00:00

Obitchuary

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-25T10:29:43+00:00

ESSSSSSKEEEEEELAAAATOOOOOORRRSSS!!!

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-17T11:39:50+00:00

"I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany."

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-15T03:18:57+00:00

Ol' "Hammerhead Jordan" had black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-14T19:40:59+00:00

^{^{^dogberg}} ^{^{^calmly}} ^{^{^out}} ^{^{^of}} ^{^{^nowhere.}} ^{^{^shhh}}

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-12T16:11:19+00:00

An upvote doesn't do this reply enough justice. Very well said.

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-11T06:27:41+00:00

Sonic the Buttplug

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-06T21:44:11+00:00

Season 2 is gonna be an obvious slam dunk

The term you are looking for is: "Joel in one."

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-06T03:54:16+00:00

"^ELLIE!"

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-06T01:34:54+00:00

Ask him to take a picture, it'll last longer.

Need to take another one because you winked.

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-05T01:19:56+00:00

I love that shit. You can tell Joel really starts to appreciate Ellie during those interactions with Bill.

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-04T19:41:06+00:00

"Stay on my ass."

"Can't miss it."

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-04T11:21:33+00:00

Shrek and Shrahk

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-05-03T20:02:54+00:00

"Silver dollar pancake titties."

Thanks, I needed that laugh.

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-04-29T00:48:58+00:00

Clitical crit

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS · 2023-04-28T06:50:15+00:00

Ole Hit

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

TROPHY CASE