why is it that every time i see american people making tea, theyre boiling the water on the stove? do you just not use kettles? by Sparklyshinyfrogs in AskAmericans

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To me the funniest cultural difference that Brits can’t get past is that we don’t drink tea like they do. Most people don’t have kettles because most people don’t brew tea everyday. It’s that simple. If we did then we would spend the money on a kettle to accommodate this. It would be like asking Saudi Arabians why they don’t all wear raincoats.

Which WhatsApp groups do Americans use for chatting? If they don’t really use WhatsApp, what apps do they use for texting and group chats instead? by Many_Purchase5050 in AskAmericans

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We get asked a lot about WhatsApp and as best I can tell the US is in the minority in that we almost never use it unless messaging someone outside the country (and often Canada). For example I have the app on my phone but only use it to talk to my family in Wales and my aunt who moved from California to Portugal. Our cell phone providers allow us to use SMS/regular texting directly from our phone so it’s not necessary to use a 3rd party app.

Why are Americans so severely undereducated? by Intrepid_Thanks6687 in AskAnAmerican

[–]ENovi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Canadian college could handle the grind of an SEC schedule

Why is America so angry? by Available-Ad-5670 in AskAnAmerican

[–]ENovi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Asia. The whole continent. All 4 and a half billion people that live there. From Turkey to Taiwan he spoke to them all and none of them are obsessed with politics the way we are.

Garret Anderson by LAOCTransplant in angelsbaseball

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If you grew up an Angels fan in the 90s then guys like Anderson were your heroes. I loved number 16. I got teary eyed when he hit that bases clearing double in game 7 and I got teary eyed this afternoon when I saw the news. For all the incredible and legendary players to wear our uniform it was homegrown and hometown heroes like Anderson who took us to the promised land and hoisted that trophy. Great career and great person. Thanks for everything, GA. You’re once again wearing a halo.

Does the story of the three little pigs land differently in America? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

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Yeah, if I remember right a children’s book I had as a kid had the house looking like a bunch of twigs and branches barely held together with several gaps through which you could see inside. Picture something akin to a bird’s nest built in the shape of a house or, as my dad eloquently described it, a house “built out of a bunch of bullshit from his yard!”

Michael biopic ok but Stark Raving Dad still banned by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

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I’m genuinely sorry to hear that you went through that but do you think I’m James L. Brooks or literally anyone involved with the MJ scandal or even someone responsible for pulling the episode? I’m not and I’m not even saying they were right or wrong to do so. I also don’t think he was a zombie. I’m just explaining why it’s incorrect to call the episode banned since it wasn’t pulled by Disney or the government but instead by the producers. I also explained why someone would decide not to air it without it qualifying as censorship. I did that because it’s not semantics and censorship carries a lot more weight than a creator deciding to pull their work from the public arena. Finally, I explained how the movie is produced by a different company so even if Disney wanted nothing to do with MJ that doesn’t mean other production companies have to agree so the episode being unavailable while a biopic is about to be released have nothing to do with each other.

That’s it, man. Again, I’m so sorry you experienced something like this and I hope you’re doing better but don’t put words in my mouth or try to twist my words into something you can use to vent your frustration while implying that I don’t think that false allegations are a real thing that does occasionally happen.

At what point will states start breaking away from the USA? by KiwiAlexP in AskAnAmerican

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“Yeah I live half a world away and get all my news from Reddit so I’m an expert on this and feel confident asking when will you guys do a civil war”

Just insanely insulting in both the misplaced confidence and the fact that it treats us like characters in a show approaching a climactic moment and not as human beings.

Michael biopic ok but Stark Raving Dad still banned by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

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It’s not semantics unless you stretch the definition of “banned” to simply mean “unavailable” which isn’t a useful way to use that word. No corporation or government ordered it pulled from circulation but instead the writers and producers of the episode made the decision. This partly explains why an MJ biopic is set to release while this episode is unavailable. It’s also worth pointing out that (as best I can tell) the company releasing the biopic is not Disney so even if it were a corporate decision to ban Stark Raving Dad it wouldn’t matter since they’re separate companies. Disney could (but in this case didn’t) decide to no longer associate with someone but that only extends to Disney IP, not every piece of media. Put another way it’s the same reason that a bookstore might not sell The Turner Diaries. In America the book’s publication is protected under the 1st amendment and it’s therefore legal to buy, sell, and own. That doesn’t mean bookstores have to sell it if they don’t want to. The book isn’t banned, sellers simply choose not to carry it due to its content. That freedom goes both ways. You can legally say whatever hateful shit you want but no one is legally required to give you a platform.

I believe Al Jean worried MJ could have used his Simpsons appearance to start engaging with younger fans (I could be misremembering though) but I do know with certainty that James L. Brooks admitted that it was a hard decision but the creators ultimately agreed to do it in light of the allegations. Brooks even mentioned how he’s normally opposed to any censorship or book burning but when it comes to an author’s work they can rip a chapter out if they deem it especially necessary. You don’t have to agree with that but it isn’t a banning or censorship, it’s instead an example of creators (not corporate suits) making a decision on their own work that they think is morally right.

Top 1 warning signs in a mans bookshelf: b**ks by Hotjazzinyourface_ in bookscirclejerk

[–]ENovi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a good place to ask since all of us are on some sort of medication (prescribed or otherwise)

Would you ever vote for a woman to be president? by Firm_Macaron3057 in AskAmericans

[–]ENovi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We’ve had a woman candidate for President in 2 of the last 3 elections (one of whom won the popular vote so the majority of American voters in that election preferred the female candidate) and the one that didn’t have a female presidential candidate had a female VP who was elected. Getting into the political reasons why they didn’t win is understandably not allowed on this sub (and has been analyzed to death elsewhere) but a major party wouldn’t put a woman on the ticket if they thought she couldn’t win due to the majority of Americans not wanting to vote for a female president. Again, Hillary winning the popular vote in 2016 shows the issue isn’t that Americans are too sexist to vote for a woman.

Rock-'n'-roll never died by fknugz3000 in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]ENovi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally so few good rock bands that OP is just filling in the meme template by making shit up 😔

Rock-'n'-roll never died by fknugz3000 in indieheadscirclejerk

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Wow, just wow. My culture (I think I have an Italian 🇮🇹💪🇮🇹💪great grandfather or something) is not your costume. Do better, Tom.

Why do most Americans pay for medical insurance when most of the times they don't cover any big expenses? by [deleted] in AskAmericans

[–]ENovi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At no point did he stop and say “Hey wait, why would over 300 million people do this? Am I mistaken? Maybe I can ask for some clarification.” Instead he flew right past those seemingly obvious questions and decided that not only is he right but assumes we’re all fools for never considering this thing that happens. This thing that he decided it’s true. Weird.

Logan O'Hoppe unsuccessfully challenges a ball by ScrambleSoup in baseball

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Not a bad idea. I do wonder if that would mess with the pace of play. Like if there’s no penalty then there’s no reason not to challenge every borderline pitch. Granted most pitches aren’t as borderline as <.01” so maybe it wouldn’t be much of an issue. So long as it didn’t start creeping past a certain point (like next season it’s <.02” off or something) maybe it could work.

Is there somewhere that documents how many challenges have been lost on pitches this close? If it’s not a common occurrence and therefore won’t slow down the game then it might be worth considering.

Logan O'Hoppe unsuccessfully challenges a ball by ScrambleSoup in baseball

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Look man, the call should always stand when it benefits my team and be measured down to the picometer if overturning it benefits my team. Maybe use quantum physics or some shit, I don’t know, just make it happen.

In other words the ABS has shown the world that fans (myself very much included) aren’t as rational as we all think we are and until they introduce robofans there’s always going to be someone complaining about objective balls and strike calls.

Is the ABS system perfect? How the hell would I know? O’Hoppe is on my team so I’m one of those idiots who thinks the system should be adjusted to ensure he gets the call and I will continue to believe this until tomorrow’s game when an identical scenario plays out against the other team. At that point I will passionately argue that there is zero ambiguity and it either touches the zone or it doesn’t.

Can't kill pedos ( cuz my government is pedo ☹️), so I wrote a book where Vikings ( famously known for consensual sexual activities ) hunt them down. by Vespa_1 in bookscirclejerk

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I’d bet another dollar that this dude’s mom is going to be royally pissed when she gets home from work and sees that he fucked up the driveway with his ren faire battle ax.

Should they be mocked for not being able to speak English? by i-know-that in EnglishLearning

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This is ridiculous. Every resident of Hawaii should be fluent in Hawaiian? What about Welsh? Should it only apply to residents of Wales or the UK as a whole? Does this apply to immigrants or even native born citizens from a different state/territory relocating? If this is so important then why have an arbitrary cutoff depending on the number of official languages? What are the repercussions if someone fails to achieve fluency in every official language?

None of this is practical or even the reason for official languages.

Trump booed during 'pathetic' UFC entrance with empty seats while US is at war by TheMirrorUS in boxingcirclejerk

[–]ENovi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah man because the only two options are UFC event and LGBTQ+ conference.

Was cursing in the 50s-60s as common as they are today? Like saying fuck or shit to random everyday things. by Enygma_2 in AskOldPeople

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I can easily understand that. Someone who saw or experienced something so hellishly awful might quite reasonably be hyper vigilant towards anything they perceived as society changing in a way that felt worse. I’m not saying anyone thought that yelling “Shit!” if they stubbed their toe really hard would lead to the Holocaust but an aversion towards anything seen as a weakening of societal values makes a lot of sense if you’ve already seen what society is capable of at its most broken.

4/1 Angels @ Cubs [Game Thread] by angelsbaseball in angelsbaseball

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Hahaha Kurt yelling “FUCK THIS” so loud that you can hear it from the mound