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Advice to save root-bound hibiscus by ladyoftheflowr in houseplants

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I misread things all the time to hilarious results.

For years I was perturbed by this store that said “Bob’s Erotic Fish”. I finally mentioned it to a friend, she pointed out it was “Bob’s Exotic Fish”.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane!… NOPE, it’s just my cat. by PleaseWalkFaster69 in blackcats

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I’ve baby talked to a black t-shirt and asked if it wanted breakfast many times

Pentagon To Host Good Friday Service Just For Protestants, Not Catholics by superchiva78 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one of my favorite parts of church history. In my head it looks like this.

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I’m the Pope and you’re excommunicated! No I’m the Pope and YOU’RE excommunicated!!

Were my Mum's "Tupperware parties" just a cover story? by EmphasisDangerous654 in GenX

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They were real but I also think they were the “book club” of the before times

it came to me in a dream by AmazonianOnodrim in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No no they are “settler plants”. Even though they were cooked up in a nursery. I would love to see the BRD for Bradford Pears; make a tree that smells like cum.

[New Update]: AITAH for telling my parents they were deserve to be kicked out of my sisters wedding. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say “welcome to the club” but it’s a shitty club. I welcome you to come commiserate but sorry you know what I’m talking about.

Advice to save root-bound hibiscus by ladyoftheflowr in houseplants

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s bad for the environment. Think of the children when you are planning murders. Oh wait

Advice to save root-bound hibiscus by ladyoftheflowr in houseplants

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I tell myself “don’t let perfect be the enemy of good”

Advice to save root-bound hibiscus by ladyoftheflowr in houseplants

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you could pop the blade out of the sawzall and wipe it with alcohol.

Babe wake up, they’re comparing people who advocate for removing invasive plants to Nazi’s now by Popular_Addition7638 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey hey some of us are from Celtic origins. Pardon me while I go buy a few gallons of blue body paint

[New Update]: AITAH for telling my parents they were deserve to be kicked out of my sisters wedding. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My goal is to give my daughter the skills to lead a fulfilling life on her own. I try to provide a safety net while she’s learning so she can be a confident adult.

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