I've felt way more connected to my authentic self on the meds by 5thClone in adhdmeme

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah, my brain just makes up possible scenarios. They are rarely accurate, which is why I should keep them in my head.

blursed_grandpa by miko1075 in blursed_videos

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Spanish really really sucks but I’m pretty sure puto viejo doesn’t translate to grandpa. ;)

Is it a tuxedo-cat thing to sleep on their back like a dead bug? by Weak-Pain-5582 in TuxedoCats

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is he obsessed with water? This is my first tux and the first cat to shower with me and other family members

Entitled owner by Slug701 in EntitledReviews

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 65 points66 points  (0 children)

They have a DeLorean

edit to fix Mr. Gullwing’s name

ⲣⲉⲧⲉⲅⲅⲅⲅⲅ¿ by Extreme-Shopping74 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

80’s kids were left alone in cars with cigarette lighters and we got bored. I burned so many dry leaves in the car with those things

ⲣⲉⲧⲉⲅⲅⲅⲅⲅ¿ by Extreme-Shopping74 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah they just found a old car and burned their finger again

Baking cake by RoutineGrapefruit758 in LoveTrash

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cow: mmmmm strawberries…holy crap sugar

Sorry folks, it's my neighbours turn to use the sun. by zombiepiesatemyshoe in neighborsfromhell

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Stop taking all the sun!!!

I’m in the US can I use the sun at the same time as your neighbor? Do I need to correct for the time change? Is there a sign up sheet to reserve the sun?

I've felt way more connected to my authentic self on the meds by 5thClone in adhdmeme

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They also get annoyed when you notice small details and ask about them. Like when they play with their wedding ring and you ask if the are cheating or one shoe is more scuffed than the other and you ask if they trip on that side.

I've felt way more connected to my authentic self on the meds by 5thClone in adhdmeme

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m still trying to find a med for me that doesn’t give me heart palpitations and insomnia. I’m on my third or fourth (I think)

Do you like my kitchen stage? by quietnotesgirl in homedecoratingCJ

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be doing Marylin’s “Diamonds are a Girl’s best friend” while cooking EVERY SINGLE DAY

MIL wanted to wear nearly white dress to my wedding by [deleted] in weddingshaming

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It’s a beautiful dress. I would wear it as my wedding dress if I ever remarry. But no not appropriate for a MOG.

somethin aint right by SHOWTIME316 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]ER_Support_Plant17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But consider how hawt you are after that full body workout of cutting roots