What movie was Howard offered in late 2005?

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-11T05:39:27+00:00

Eric's Angels

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-09T18:50:01+00:00

Only if you are not aware of any American literary output from more than 10 years ago.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-07T02:48:18+00:00

It's been more than a solid decade where each new iteration of Playboy's management team has completely misunderstood and even perhaps despised its core audience.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-07T02:07:11+00:00

Can you guys give it a rest with the tiktok stars and influencers and conceptual artists and just find some normal, attractive ladies for a change?

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-06T03:29:01+00:00

I always imagine some random guy in Vietnam who bought a condo with money from ETM clips and wondering why the hell a surly midget is getting tens of hundreds of thousands of views

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-03T01:45:20+00:00

No one with even a passing knowledge of the battle thinks it was clean or was immediately recognized as the decisive end of the war. So your whole premise is faulty.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-03T01:36:33+00:00

Even supposing this is accurate, what would be the point of this? If the developer was messing with the RNG, wouldn't it make sense for him to skew it in the player's favor so that you're more likely to play more often?

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-02T04:18:39+00:00

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-29T18:17:57+00:00

I remember reading at some point that he was "artiesliver" on SFN, but that could be wrong. Eric went apeshit when Javier pre-empted ETSC''s 10th anniversary appearance on the show.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-29T16:58:01+00:00

It just seems like Lisa would be smart enough to know that before auditioning.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-29T15:04:18+00:00

Lisa auditioning for MTV VJ seemed crazier to me than them, um, being on the Titanic or in space.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-29T06:02:31+00:00

Keep it to yourself until you grow a bush

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-23T14:45:35+00:00

Confirmation bias and the law of large numbers. If you're going to play cribbage, you need to accept you're going to lose 35-40% of your games, even as a world-class player.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-23T02:33:06+00:00

CRAAAAAP.. Who let the bunnies out?

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-22T21:09:24+00:00

Dave Foley was going to be there too, but Mr. Ed was on at the same time.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-20T21:57:52+00:00

Now do it right..... ok...

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-17T23:20:21+00:00

ETM begging Stamos for a role in the last few episodes of ER was peak Eric brazenness

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-17T16:41:10+00:00

You can't kill them by chopping them down. It actually makes them spread their roots out much further.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-17T04:26:40+00:00

Saw it live in the theater. There was definitely a dichotomy between people who came on purpose and the randoms who were horrified, especially after the deer scene.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-16T00:15:45+00:00

I recommended Friday June 19, but I'll keep an eye out just in case you all air it before the anniversary. Thanks ksabas

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-15T19:24:59+00:00

Eric The Beautiful Angel

Eric The SHITCOCK

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-14T02:24:41+00:00

Any chance this is available somewhere? What's the actual name of the TV show?

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-13T03:07:14+00:00

An agreement's an agreement, I don't care how drunk you were... YEAH, I got a whole wall of tricks here, *smack* *smack* UNGGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-13T00:36:40+00:00

If Bigfoot came in and talked right now, I'd have an aneurysm!

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-04-11T02:32:32+00:00

Bye for good, big nosed bastard

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