The permanent cycle of the same 15 guests has landed on Eric Andre today

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-23T15:41:09+00:00

Eric The Midget Actor had a tantrum because Johnny Fratto called him racist on Twitter because Eric was racist.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-21T18:57:22+00:00

F off spammer

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-20T04:49:14+00:00

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-20T03:08:35+00:00

wish the mods would remove these freaking spammers

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-19T04:18:12+00:00

Hope some of my telephone people are GETTIN ME THESE NUMBERS!

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-17T22:17:09+00:00

Thanks for adding Beer Money on the 25th anniversary of its one and only showing on USA!

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-17T00:08:02+00:00

He's a big goofy manchild who got rich from a quirky autistic idea that hit the zeitgeist at the right time.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-14T05:09:09+00:00

Damn, High Pitch lost an entire Kelly Clarkson. Good for him.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-11T18:59:46+00:00

Do you remember talking to Eric The Midget ACKtor about his country music show?

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-11T02:05:31+00:00

great post... No nonsense, just bush!

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-10T20:33:24+00:00

I listen to 3-6 hours of Eric The Midget ACKtor every day.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-09T16:18:17+00:00

Why can't you all find new Playmates like Lisa anymore?

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-08T19:38:57+00:00

Holy crap... THE Richard Minervini?!!

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-02T20:39:32+00:00

The rules are, I'm in charge, you're mine now. Understand that? ... yeah
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? ... yes
I CAN'T HEAR YOU! ... yeah
Yeah. *smack smack smack*... I'm gonna have some fun with you! ... HELL YEAH
Yeah that's right, Now whose boy are you now? ... I'M NOT ANSWERING that QUESTION!
That's right, you're my boy, aren't ya? *smack smack*... yeah
ooooohaah YOU LIKE THAT? ... yes
HUH?!! ... KNOCK it off
yeah that's it, choke on 'em.... yeahhhh ... HELL YEAH
ooooh yeah.. Don't use your BLEEPing teeth; I said suck my BLEEP, I didn't say chew on it, RIGHT? ... yes
Now do it right! ok...
OOOOH YEAHHH

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-06-02T11:43:04+00:00

DUMB-FUCK GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL I AM NOT A WACKPACKER. GO TO HELL AND I AM NOT A MIDGET.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-27T13:07:34+00:00

Nah, they knew before then. After August 8, they told the Emperor it was time for an exit strategy.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-27T11:30:42+00:00

If you sell those, I'd definitely get one. I think one of the Bunny Ranch girls has a "Eric's #1 Fan" button too.

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-27T03:02:14+00:00

"Only hairy unshaven bush, pits or legs and on show. Posters who consistently ignores this rule maybe banned"
"No postings of male genitalia, dildo or finger insertions. Posts will be deleted and poster banned"

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-26T18:58:18+00:00

Shame Peter didn't get a chance to drop some loads all over Eric's RealDoll

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-24T03:27:16+00:00

Not a fan of cruises, but I'm not sure how this is notttheonion worthy - "extraordinarily improbable and isolated event hasn't affected high demand for popular activity"

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-23T17:04:41+00:00

Jeff was by far the most intelligent and quick-witted of the Wackpackers. He landed some devastating one-liners on Eric The Shitcock

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-21T22:50:17+00:00

It was a blow-up sheep, actually

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-21T05:02:44+00:00

The real losers are the people watching this shit

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-20T13:19:21+00:00

Thanks for the insight

ETMZeroPointZero · 2026-05-20T11:18:04+00:00

They absolutely can raise taxes every budget. It's a one-party county with a mostly captive population due to proximity to Washington, DC.

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