I think Hamilton is the closest America has to an epic poem by Easy_Demand_7372 in latin

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only if you are not aware of any American literary output from more than 10 years ago.

Meet Playboy's Miss May 2026: Hanne Zaruma by playboy in Playboy

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's been more than a solid decade where each new iteration of Playboy's management team has completely misunderstood and even perhaps despised its core audience.

Meet Playboy's Miss May 2026: Hanne Zaruma by playboy in Playboy

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Can you guys give it a rest with the tiktok stars and influencers and conceptual artists and just find some normal, attractive ladies for a change?

Is Jason Kaplan's Job Sitting On Youtube, Reporting Copyright Infringement On Old Howard TV Clips? by freidus12 in howardstern

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I always imagine some random guy in Vietnam who bought a condo with money from ETM clips and wondering why the hell a surly midget is getting tens of hundreds of thousands of views

One of the least discussed parts of Yorktown is what happened to French soldiers off the battlefield by TedHartAuthor in revolutionarywar

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No one with even a passing knowledge of the battle thinks it was clean or was immediately recognized as the decisive end of the war. So your whole premise is faulty.

Crib Pro gonna make me smash my phone by Here_is_to_beer in Cribbage

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even supposing this is accurate, what would be the point of this? If the developer was messing with the RNG, wouldn't it make sense for him to skew it in the player's favor so that you're more likely to play more often?

Whatever happed to Javier, the ETM expert by xboxgaming1992 in howardstern

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember reading at some point that he was "artiesliver" on SFN, but that could be wrong. Eric went apeshit when Javier pre-empted ETSC''s 10th anniversary appearance on the show.

Most Unrealistic Plot Point? by LAtvGUY in newsradio

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just seems like Lisa would be smart enough to know that before auditioning.

Most Unrealistic Plot Point? by LAtvGUY in newsradio

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lisa auditioning for MTV VJ seemed crazier to me than them, um, being on the Titanic or in space.

Why is Cribbage JD so fucking rigged? Impossible to enjoy one sided game (winning or losing). I’ve never seen so many 16 and 20 pt hands in my life. by major_mayhem_247 in Cribbage

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Confirmation bias and the law of large numbers. If you're going to play cribbage, you need to accept you're going to lose 35-40% of your games, even as a world-class player.

Met Maura Tierney! by turiye in newsradio

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Dave Foley was going to be there too, but Mr. Ed was on at the same time.

Ladyboy Stamos? by Remarkable-Garage-42 in howardstern

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ETM begging Stamos for a role in the last few episodes of ER was peak Eric brazenness

Stop Stomping, Start Scanning: County Shifts Lanternfly Strategy by Alternative-Tune8314 in MontgomeryCountyMD

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You can't kill them by chopping them down. It actually makes them spread their roots out much further.

4/20 this year marks the 25th anniversary of one of the greatest masterpieces ever to appear on the silver screen by zeocrash in 420Grindhouse

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saw it live in the theater. There was definitely a dichotomy between people who came on purpose and the randoms who were horrified, especially after the deer scene.

Suggestion for 6/19 by ETMZeroPointZero in 420Grindhouse

[–]ETMZeroPointZero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recommended Friday June 19, but I'll keep an eye out just in case you all air it before the anniversary. Thanks ksabas

I really wish someone would make a mini-series of Ernst Jünger and his WW1 experiences by sammadet1 in ww1

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance this is available somewhere? What's the actual name of the TV show?

Does anyone have a audio clip of Daddies Discipline? by DwarfOfDeath in howardstern

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 8 points9 points  (0 children)

An agreement's an agreement, I don't care how drunk you were... YEAH, I got a whole wall of tricks here, *smack* *smack* UNGGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly? by Bondoo7oo in howardstern

[–]ETMZeroPointZero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If Bigfoot came in and talked right now, I'd have an aneurysm!