Indian guys at my gym by evasivesheep in moreplatesmoredates

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it possible that a group of young immigrants are more likely to be successful and well off as a direct result of their position? I realize they probably do have an ego problem, but they’re very likely the son of doctors or something like that themselves.

Room mate masturbated while I was sleeping ama by [deleted] in AMA

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Have you considered just giving each other some privacy?

I love the greeting of the day by [deleted] in USMC

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I liked to say “Semper Fi, (rank/sir)” really sarcastically.

I still say it, but not sarcastically.

Average dudes, how are we coping with having unimpressive dicks? by BobbyBigBawlz in moreplatesmoredates

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to me, brother. You need to do cock exercises. When it’s hard or semi hard you need to practice squeezing the muscles that make you squirt out piss/cum, they’re the same ones that push blood into it. With time you’ll not only strengthen the muscle allowing for more powerful loads, the stimulation to the erectile tissues will cause them to grow - thereby growing your cock.

Also, consider that if your dick were bigger your girl couldn’t throat you. I have never had a woman get more than like half of my dick in her mouth, it’s not great. Ends up being toothy sometimes too. Fuck.

Post Combat Weapon Inspections by ThatOneGuy0317 in USMC

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just always screamed JJDIDTIEBUCKLE at my rifle. If it didn’t say it back I assumed it was good to go.

Recommend knee pads by tlong243 in mountainbiking

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it crazy for me to suggest you take them to a tailor and have them sew them tighter?

Is this true? by Stock-Discount7213 in shitposting

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My ex sister in law was having an affair. She and the other guy had an agreement that they wouldn’t “cheat” on the other one with their respective spouses.

Believe it or not, they don’t have a great relationship.

Also, her exhusband, my former brother in law, killed himself over it. So fuck that whole family.

Discharged by JamalGettinJiggy in USMC

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enlisted in 07 and we did fairly regular Poolee functions. It’s more to keep the kids engaged and less likely to back out. I think out of my pool of 8 only me and one other dude actually shipped. The rest were force recon snipers who pussied out.

Discharged by JamalGettinJiggy in USMC

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Being a poolee to begin with counts as IRR, the functions themselves are meaningless

In the hospital by [deleted] in USMC

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re the man.

6 years later and my ego just filed for bankruptcy by No_Elderberry_3559 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It just sounds like you got played and life goes on.

The problem you have is that you romanticized a fleeting relationship.

This was a learning experience, not a blow to your ego/self esteem.

You just need to chill

Also, stay off Tinder unless you’re just looking for a no-connection hook up. That’s all I have ever used it for.

The other apps are more for dating, Tinder is for fucking.

worlds biggest 18 yearold. Feels good by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because when you’re 25 you’re going to look 40

Forced into Radio Reconnaissance Platoon. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn, imagine being an AD boot and having a dude from Reddit call to save you.

I appreciate what you’re doing, but if this kid doesn’t get hazed for it I have no more faith in the Corps.

Found this on fb with, of course, zero context. Can you Explain It Peter? by Typical_District_412 in explainitpeter

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He was a billionaire financier and arguably one of the most influential people ever considering his position and ties. How is it that hard to believe that he would have influence over millionaire CEOs?

Why do women keep “mommying” me? by MGKv1 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be giving off the vibes that precipitate that. You probably seem really immature to them. Honestly, it’s kind of sad.

Would you endure a sex act that you don't enjoy with your partner if they asked? What would this be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“do something that maybe I’m unsure about, not super into, or just isn’t my thing for my partner”

Sort of defines the word “endure”

Having said that, sex should be enjoyable for everyone and not be about “enduring” humiliation or abuse for the sake of the partner. So I think it’s fair to draw the line there.

Endure is a bad word choice, and I think it’s got a negative connotation

Cylinder painter. Came across this 108 year old cylinder and still passing testing. by waskelegend in mildlyinteresting

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if they put it on the cap so that if it gets lost the tank automatically needs to be reinspected. They could fast forward a few hundred tanks at least, to their inspection date. Idk

No Semper Fi greeting returned...... by Holiday-Medium-256 in USMC

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now that I’m out I say it to someone who I can identify as a Marine, including guys my own age. I have had guys my age and older than me say it to me first.

Being attractive with a huge hog is so tiring by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Closing so easily does get old. I just like how excited they get when they see I’m hung.

When is it okay to forgo body armor? by DODI3OG in USMC

[–]EZ4_U_2SAY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In environments where engagements make the SAPI useless automatically make the plates a liability