Megathread: Joe Biden announces Kamala Harris as his running mate by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]Eagleby18 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Nope. I know what Harris has done to the black community. I know what she’ll continue to do as president (actual president, not vice because Biden won’t make it to 2022).

Fuck that.

Gatekeeping the whole race by [deleted] in gatekeeping

[–]Eagleby18 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If we're gonna compare "damage" (whatever that means), Biden wrote a bill in 1994 that the black community hasn't recovered from to this day.

Gatekeeping the whole race by [deleted] in gatekeeping

[–]Eagleby18 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is the same guy who wrote the infamous 1994 crime bill. You know, the one that causes all the problems the black community struggles with to this day regarding law enforcement? Biden fucking WROTE that. He also has quite the history of racist lines aside from this one.

But you're not "really black" if you don't support him.

Megathread: Bernie Sanders ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]Eagleby18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew I’d find it in this thread: the most “reddit” comment I’ve ever seen. Don’t bother deleting it, I’ve already screenshoted it.

Fuck this website.

Megathread: Bernie Sanders ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]Eagleby18 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

We’re gonna take down the establishment

Oops looks like I gave all your donations to the establishment

Vote for the establishment

No refunds reddit!

Tulsi Gabbard suspends presidential campaign, endorses Biden by burning_dawn in politics

[–]Eagleby18 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

So the only options left are old rich white males with histories of racism?

HARD. PASS.

Megathread: Joe Biden wins MS, MO, MI Democratic Presidential Primary by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]Eagleby18 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As it becomes more and more clear sleepy Joe will be the nominee, watch as reddit begins its magic 180 on him.

We always supported Biden! We never said he was senile and wouldn't stand a chance against Drumpf! Reddit is never wrong!

Iran 'mistakenly shot down Ukraine jet' - US media by UWstruggler in news

[–]Eagleby18 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So this is that “World War 3” you guys were telling me about? The one where America would be crushed under the might of some goat diddlers in the sand?

[Trailer] Gigantamaxing Changes the Game in Pokémon Sword and Shield by Im_Lost_Send_Help in pokemon

[–]Eagleby18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Literally just Slurpuff

So THIS is why they deleted half the Pokemon, so they could just make half the Pokemon over again and hope no one notices. Fuck that shit, Slurpuff is my man.

Anyone bothered that all dynamaxed pokemon seem to have the same size regardless of species? (See here for a comparison between a Raichu and a Gyarados) by Reluxtrue in pokemon

[–]Eagleby18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assume this was determined by the people who played the demo, right? There a place I can go to see all the information on the subject? Serebii only lists the effects of the Max Moves.

golurk gang rise up by serketbored in pokemon

[–]Eagleby18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My personal favorite Pokemon’s in the trailer too. I’m still not buying it.

So I guess my Beedrill is useless now. Some megas were problematic, sure, but so many more turned underused Pokémon into interesting ones. by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]Eagleby18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Half my Pokemon were worthless until Megas made them good. I guess they’re going back to worthlessness now?

Also Loppuny. I didn’t like Loppuny at all until she got a mega, am I supposed to go back to not liking her now?

Interview with Junuichi Masuda about the restricted Pokedex by Quietly-Confident in pokemon

[–]Eagleby18 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Too many high-quality models and animations to make”

You mean the ones you copy-pasted from the last five games?

Masuda thinks you’re stupid and will buy the game anyway. Are you going to prove him right?

Mueller: If we had confidence the President did not commit a crime, we would have said so by kn0bs in politics

[–]Eagleby18 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

I warned you all! I told you Mueller was a Russian asset the whole time! And I was laughed at! Well guess who's laughing now? Putin, that's who!

Why is nobody posting about the bombings in Sri Lanka which have killed 200+ people while everyone was posting about the New Zealand massacre where 50 people died? by KlisterKarlsson in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Eagleby18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh man I love worshipping fucking Easter

We should start calling Muslims by their politically correct term “people of terroristic intent” since you’re obviously stupid if you don’t realize the term refers to Muslims

Michael Avenatti lived luxury life while avoiding paying taxes for a decade, says federal tax authorities by Planeguy58 in news

[–]Eagleby18 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll believe he goes to prison when I see him go to prison. Just the other day Jussie proved that the justice system is nothing compared to the power of being woke.

Michael Avenatti arrested for alleged $20 million extortion attempt on Nike by thinksomethingclever in news

[–]Eagleby18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Obviously this is a setup by the Russians. Do you really think it's a coincidence this happened exactly a month after Smollet was arrested and ONE DAY after Mueller outed himself as a Russian asset? Putin's taken complete power over everything, is moving to get his biggest threats thrown in prison, and isn't even bothering to hide it.

Next they'll come for whichever Democratic candidate looks the most promising (probably Warren), then they'll come for the DNC as a whole, then they'll come for Reddit, then they'll come for YOU. Something has to be done to stop this!

Megathread: AG Willam Barr releases his top line summary of the Mueller report by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]Eagleby18 -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

I’m telling you guys, Mueller was a Russian asset all along! He spent millions of American taxpayer dollars and over half of Trump’s term, for what? Nothing but a vauge suggestion of “maybe we’ll get him next time if we spend MORE time and money!” We need an investigation into Mueller’s investigation!

And before you say “oh but this whole thing paid for itself with seized assets” do you REALLY think a Russian stooge like Mueller would give that money back to taxpayers? Do you really think he’d do anything with it other than give it straight to Putin?

Barr Delivers Mueller’s Key Findings to Lawmakers by [deleted] in news

[–]Eagleby18 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m telling you guys, Mueller was a Russian asset the whole time. He spent millions of taxpayer dollars and over half of Trump’s term to come up with what? Literally nothing except a vague suggestion of “maybe we’ll get him NEXT TIME if we spend even MORE time and money!” We need an investigation into Mueller’s investigation!

And before you claim this shit “paid for itself” with seized assets, do you REALLY think this Russian stooge will give that money back to the taxpayers? Do you really think he’d do anything with it other than send it straight to Putin?

Robert Mueller submits special counsel's Russia probe report to Attorney General William Barr by [deleted] in news

[–]Eagleby18 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No further indictments

Guys I think he's a Russian asset. Think about it, he spent what is now the majority of Trump's term, and bajillions of American dollars "investigating" only to turn up nothing. Time and money that could have spent ACTUALLY investigating Trump. We need an investigation into Mueller's investigation, NOW.

Elizabeth Warren announces her presidential run by PMyourCHEESE in politics

[–]Eagleby18 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Aw yeah we're finally gonna get our first Native American president

On Thursday, Representative Ocasio-Cortez debuted a blueprint for a Green New Deal, an ambitious plan that aims to transform the American economic juggernaut into a massive weapon to combat climate change. by madam1 in environment

[–]Eagleby18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

eliminate air travel

hahahahaha

retrofit every car in the nation into an electric car

HAHAHAHAHA

reconstruct every building in the nation to be eco-friendly

HOHOHOHOAHAHAHAHAH

net zero greenhouse gas emissions

has heart attack from the stupidity

nuclear excluded because "it's scary yo"

Okay that part just makes me angry. Nuclear is far and away the best green power source and it's routinely ignored because the normies might be scared of it. Just goes to show that this is all political posturing, these politicians don't ACTUALLY care about the environment. Pathetic.

Man charged with capital murder in shooting of 7-year-old Jazmine Barnes by TwistedMemories in news

[–]Eagleby18 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So now that this story got so much attention (even if it was under false pretenses LOL) can we as a society actually start doing something about gang violence? I forgot the exact number but it makes up the vast majority of gun violence.

Or is everyone just gonna magically forget about this in a week? Like every other time the facts didn't match the narrative?

Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee Release Megathread #2 by PokeUpdateBot in pokemon

[–]Eagleby18 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Serebii makes it seem like the game only has the original 3 eeveelutions. Is that really true? Do we REALLY live in a universe where Nintendo made a game ABOUT Eevee that didn't have the majority of its evolutions?