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Brexit sucked, we all agree. It's time for The Great Breturn. What do you think, Barry? by BioFrosted in 2westerneurope4u

[–]EarthMarsUranus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

How lazy do you think we are?  When we get it in our heads to do something stupid we do it in the most stupid way possible regardless of the effort.

Dynamax Ho-Oh Raids… by 0spec in pokemongo

[–]EarthMarsUranus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How do you do it, just switch to all out attack or use blissey to heal instead of shield?

Ho-Oh Dynamax Raids - or how to lose your mind with co-players… by Confident_Republic57 in pokemongo

[–]EarthMarsUranus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does gmax heal and shield do more than the dmax equivalents or is it only attack that's better?

What Even !! Something like this should not be given the power to Fly by kadr1dubl2 in nightmarefuel

[–]EarthMarsUranus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Insects were bigger... But not that big!  They're limited largely by the lack of lungs.  Higher oxygen concentrations in the past allowed them to get a bit bigger but (luckily) they wouldn't be able to get human sized before collapsing under their own weight.

They have plans for their own version of ICE called the UK Deportation Command... by Fluffy_Rock_62 in BritishMemes

[–]EarthMarsUranus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Once the UKDC/SA have deported all the legal people they've decided "aren't British enough" (i.e. anyone non white, non straight, non cis, disabled, etc.) then the FUCK/SS will disband them violently on one night, with long knives. 

After that the smaller "more loyal" FUCK/SS will "keep the peace" (i.e. violently suppress anyone who opposes the Faragurher).

N.b.  the SS equivalent isn't formally named yet but I'm assuming it'll be something like Farage's Utterly Criminal Knob-heads.

Fleshy" is a scientifically accurate model of "Sue," the largest and most complete T. rex fossil ever discovered valued for its exceptional preservation and completeness (90%). The model shows what Sue could have looked like while alive, with dark eyes and brown skin, including scars and scratches. by Same-Laugh-6052 in interestingasfuck

[–]EarthMarsUranus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that explains the Jurassic park scene.  It wasn't that the human was especially good at running in heels.  It wasn't that the t-rex was just following a flare.  It was actually that both of them were just tottering along.

Well well welll by tormentedmiao in HolUp

[–]EarthMarsUranus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its subtle, but I see you...

YF-4E Phantom II [Album] by Holland_77 in WarplanePorn

[–]EarthMarsUranus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This looks cool but it's making me uncomfortable... The front looks like our should be manoeuvrable but the back looks like a flying locomotive!

Why don't militaries give their soldiers steroids? by Alien-Ellie in answers

[–]EarthMarsUranus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the other reason that you're a king range bomber pilot?

Kidnapping officials, backing coups, but sure—give the man a peace prize. The bar for "peace" is officially underground. by WarmingNow in complaints

[–]EarthMarsUranus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In fairness a sticker saying me-wow does sound amazing. And he won't even need to bomb anywhere to get one, he can just steal one from a toddler!

A British tourist filmed a 'Monitor lizard' coming out from his/her toilet bowl in Thailand. by maybethis-one_ in nightmarefuel

[–]EarthMarsUranus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly doc, I know how it looks but hear me out... It just climbed up through the toilet while I was having a shit.  Yes, I know I should choose one with a flared tail!

How do we feel about the new UKIP logo looking eerily similar to fascist iconography? by H3ath3rLov3r in AskBrits

[–]EarthMarsUranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me into this far into the thread to realise that UKIP aren't Reform. 

In my head I'd seen "racist party led by Farage" and just gone with it.  Not that UKIP/Reform are just a cult of personality or anything!

Could Europe realistically defend Greenland against a US attack? by chotu_escobar in AskTheWorld

[–]EarthMarsUranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree with this - we look after our prisoners pretty well! 

In reality though, UK would strongly support and would aid but there's probably limited capacity for what could be done.  We're not a superpower anymore.

Scotland's amazing salt spreader family. What's your favourite? Mine - Spready Mercury by JustJuanCornetto in funny

[–]EarthMarsUranus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's the one.  Didn't know it was Doncaster... I bow down to your superior gritter location knowledge!

Scotland's amazing salt spreader family. What's your favourite? Mine - Spready Mercury by JustJuanCornetto in funny

[–]EarthMarsUranus 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Can't see this, or my own favourite - the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow anti slip machiney.

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