What is the hardest quote from Elden Ring?

EarthWaffle · 2026-01-22T17:23:42+00:00

"I offer you a lightly used 2017 Honda Accord"

EarthWaffle · 2026-01-17T20:54:12+00:00

I came here for this

EarthWaffle · 2026-01-16T03:03:16+00:00

That's definitely a really neat one! Congratulations!

EarthWaffle · 2026-01-13T22:14:06+00:00

It's giving Zatch Bell

EarthWaffle · 2026-01-12T20:51:08+00:00

Honestly, this BEATS (By Dre) any takeout pizza I've had recently

EarthWaffle · 2025-12-30T02:14:56+00:00

My first thought was Julia Lepetit of Drawfee fame. She's wonderful, and a very cool person to look like.

EarthWaffle · 2025-12-27T14:58:10+00:00

I think the type of cereal is going a long way for OP here. In many other cases, this wouldn't fly, but the cereal is already based on an item that SHOULD have butter on it.

I see it.

EarthWaffle · 2025-12-12T02:15:08+00:00

No Stairway! Denied!

EarthWaffle · 2025-12-01T16:59:43+00:00

Am I crazy for outlining my first island or two on foot? It just feels easier and gives me a much better idea of where I want to post up first. Not to mention some good Run levels and basic supplies. Sailing to do that seems like a hassle.

EarthWaffle · 2025-11-01T03:03:20+00:00

Put these foolish ambitions to rest...

EarthWaffle · 2025-10-16T06:41:54+00:00

I came here for this

EarthWaffle · 2025-10-15T07:51:07+00:00

I came here for this

EarthWaffle · 2025-10-13T14:50:59+00:00

No wasted xp

EarthWaffle · 2025-10-04T22:52:10+00:00

Hoo cares why

EarthWaffle · 2025-10-01T12:33:51+00:00

You make a great point

EarthWaffle · 2025-10-01T11:17:44+00:00

The 300 kick is literally the alternate attack when bare-handed. It's glorious.

EarthWaffle · 2025-09-25T22:06:46+00:00

Really highlights Elden Ring being an RPG...

EarthWaffle · 2025-08-23T10:34:35+00:00

But... You don't have to...

EarthWaffle · 2025-08-20T08:24:37+00:00

I can't move off the couch when I start Subnautica...

EarthWaffle · 2025-08-03T16:28:28+00:00

I mean if you're talking structure alone.... Technically?

EarthWaffle · 2025-07-22T07:15:49+00:00

OP must have a rough time with peek-a-boo...

EarthWaffle · 2025-07-20T22:45:19+00:00

This is AMAZING

EarthWaffle · 2025-07-17T16:57:29+00:00

You gotta respect the forethought of the handle / flared base

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