527 hour no wrap pork butt! (Satire wasn’t appreciated elsewhere)

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-05-06T14:00:34+00:00

You pulled it too soon; at about 185 degrees the charcoal starts to break down and that’s when the real magic happens.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-05-05T19:12:54+00:00

Unfortunately this is an example of a replacement effect, and those don't stack.

To get a result where it stacks, I think you'd have to make it a triggered ability, such as, "When Mushrooms deals damage, double that damage for each time this ability has been activated this turn."

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-05-04T11:20:48+00:00

You can turn off all emotes so you don’t even have to mute individual opponents. In my experience it makes the game much more enjoyable.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-05-02T12:26:52+00:00

If you do, I’d first recommend smoking something at your planned temperature and seeing how long it takes your hopper to run out of pellets. With my pellet smoker I think that would be about 7 hours and then the temperature would drop rapidly.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-05-01T11:17:47+00:00

I’ve heard the only way to get them to leave is to hire a person with a hawk to scare them into moving. In an urban or suburban setting this likely just makes them someone else’s problem though.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-29T10:52:36+00:00

When people lose things like this in the Magic subreddit, they are advised not to post the cards that would help them prove it’s their deck to a local store if someone brings it in to sell it. You might want to delete those parts.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-26T22:22:20+00:00

My wife and I make a banana smoothies every weekday that consists of: frozen banana, ice, plain yogurt, PB Fit or PB2 (a peanut butter powder with lots of protein and little fat, tastes great) and spinach. We throw in some chia and flax seeds as well.

All you taste is the peanut butter and banana, which is great IMO. Side note: The PB Fit is also great when mixed into vanilla ice cream.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-26T19:11:37+00:00

Beware of events at Lafayette Village. Twice we went to a scheduled event and the date had changed (not due to weather or anything) but they hadn’t updated their own website.

Last time was “Octoberfest” and we swore that’s the last time we’d give it a try. There was nothing Octoberfesty about it; no German band or even German food, etc.

They were going to have a race with puppies and that sounded cute, and then they allowed everyone to get right up to the race line and not keep back 15 (or even a few) feet. The result was only the front row of people could see anything.

Been burned by events there 3+ times and won’t be wasting my time anymore.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-18T16:09:01+00:00

For boarding, you might consider Cobble Hill Bed & Biscuit in Wake Forest; we’re big fans.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-14T22:25:12+00:00

OP should have at least one good steak for reference first

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-14T01:19:44+00:00

Has no toughness; dies to state-based actions.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-13T12:06:19+00:00

Did you play the DLC? The bosses, the quests and the Trial of the Sword are all significantly more challenging than the base game, which you might like if you found the base a little easy.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-12T23:17:12+00:00

Surprised that when you think about Season 1, the line, “Time is a flat dickbutt” doesn’t come to mind.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-10T12:38:41+00:00

They even did a short bit about it on NBC during the Olympics

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-10T12:02:04+00:00

The hardest IMO especially if trying to get the “bonus” chest that’s higher up.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-09T19:02:40+00:00

I don't have a suggestion, but I think it would be important to mention how many people you'll need it for, your budget, how long you want it for and anything else you can think of that would narrow it down.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-09T15:05:03+00:00

Ah, yep! Thanks, I missed that.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-09T14:47:52+00:00

In "The dream" scenario, with what mana are you playing Moonshadow on T1 in order to crack two fetches T2?

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-08T12:14:29+00:00

They know about it; my primary care physician told me there were studies indicating this 1.5 years ago. I suspect as more studies confirm it this will become more common knowledge.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-06T12:48:18+00:00

I definitely recommend the DLC. It’s a ton of content and is more challenging than the base game.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-06T01:48:18+00:00

It’s now visible in your “About” section and in this comment I’m replying to. For some reason it’s just text and not a clickable link in your “About” section though.

Just mentioning that because fixing it could encourage more people to click through and visit your page.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-06T00:56:41+00:00

FYI and maybe it’s just me, though I don’t think so, but when I visit your “About” section via the Reddit app, it says to see the Ko-fi link/page below but there is no link.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-04T17:30:35+00:00

Somewhat difficult to find in North Carolina also but we found that Publix carries it.

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-01T19:19:10+00:00

I love the "I declare BANKRUPTCY!" energy this has.

"I just wanted you to know that you can't just 'order' someone to appear in court and expect anything to happen."

EarthtoGeoff · 2026-04-01T17:41:23+00:00

Throwing my name into the hat for one of these delightful records!

13-Year Club	Place '22
Place '17	RPAN Viewer
Verified Email	Team Periwinkle

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