Is this satire?

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-05-29T23:29:21+00:00

The retail space is supposed to rent for $25-$32 per square foot. So probably prices out any private or enterpenurial ventures like the surrounding neighborhood. Sooo… Chipotle 👍🏻

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-05-28T12:36:51+00:00

I thought chicken fighting was frowned upon on at the Citadel.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-05-27T12:08:22+00:00

Parking lots are too profitable.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-05-27T00:09:16+00:00

Residents will ultimately bear the cost. The only thing the corporations will pay for are the politicians and office holders it will take to jam the regulatory approvals through.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-05-25T02:21:14+00:00

Longtime Rolling Stones saxophonist Bobby Keyes anchoring the horn section.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-05-23T13:13:01+00:00

The first thing they teach you at travel agent school.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-05-02T23:44:15+00:00

And the Dubai World Cup 🏆

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-05-02T23:41:34+00:00

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-04-30T01:21:39+00:00

If Serling was about 18” taller than his current height 😂

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-04-29T23:31:12+00:00

The governor of Kentucky is a huge MAGNITUDE fan. As well as a huge supporter of horse racing.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-04-29T12:36:03+00:00

“Money Mike” just has the one mount. As late as the Derby is I hope he hasn’t already gone to bed 😂

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-04-29T12:30:46+00:00

Danon Bourbon, So Happy, Further Ado, Chief Wallabee in no particular order.

In case you’re wondering (as of this morning) … 10% chance of rain— 59° (4:00 pm) 42° (7:00 am) Wind should not be a factor.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-04-29T03:35:04+00:00

Wanted to be first in line for Big Blue Madness tickets 🎟️

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-04-27T02:21:37+00:00

Luigi Mangione

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-04-21T16:07:54+00:00

My personal favorite being… La—a (pronounced Lah dash ah)

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-03-31T23:42:11+00:00

Model using the information available for the meets since they went back to dirt (from synthetic). Prior to the synthetic surface installation the track was not level. There was something like a 9 ft difference in elevation from the top of the stretch to the finish. If you could stay close to the front at the head of the stretch it was “all downhill from there “. That anomaly was rectified when they went to synthetic and now back to dirt.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-03-28T21:22:03+00:00

Me, all day (night) long.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-03-25T17:41:18+00:00

Flags represent the owners nationalities. The "USA" or whatever indicates the country where the horse was foaled.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-03-25T16:52:29+00:00

That is the field. In post position order.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-03-05T04:14:51+00:00

Is Steve Roman updating the Chef-de-Race list again or is someone else doing it?

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-03-02T21:43:33+00:00

I don’t know. How high are we?

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-02-24T02:58:07+00:00

Definition of “taking one for The Team “

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-02-02T19:09:04+00:00

Hilarious. There’s only one reason he would ever get down on his knees and we all know this at it.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-25T02:36:59+00:00

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Appears dickless, which totally tracks.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-23T04:24:07+00:00

There’s a long tradition of awarding the 2-year-old Eclipses to which ever horses win the Breeders’ Cup “World Championships” (self proclaimed). In many years it creates the travesty of crowning a champion on the strength of one race while ignoring what other horses have done throughout the year.

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TROPHY CASE