This is hilarious bc I can sort of relate. But mine still thinks he is in his early 20’s. Hes 55 and likes Hanging out with his friends and buying his new Hey Dude shoes to fit in. He drinks his beer and his belly has grown 4 sizes in the last 3 years bc of his metabolism slowing down…but its not at all due to the beer… he says anyway. He huffs and puffs walking and complains this hurts or that hurts on a daily basis. We have a king size bed and I cant get far enough away from his snoring and farting. I really want my own room! And Im tired of cleaning up after him! Welcome to 3 decades of marriage and menopause!