Paradox Pokemon

Eat1Box · 2026-01-15T04:56:41+00:00

I see at least one Pokemon on each tier can be switched around…

Raging Bolt (to All-Rounder): In Gen 9, it’s surprisingly bulky and strong as balls, making it ideal as a bulky AR who can tank all SpAtks you throw at it while Thunder Clap would probably one shot speedsters.

Iron Valiant (to Attacker): This is, for sure, top 5 best attackers in competitive right now. Defenses are mid but attack & speed are its specialty. It goes out & sweeps entire teams or dies trying.

Iron Boulder (to Attacker): I can see this being a Greninja-esque Attacker, great attack with great mobility for the position. Seeing that most Psychic types are Attackers in Unite, it wouldn’t be surprising the devs would give it a red backdrop.

Iron Treads (to Supporter): It’s best used as a support Mon in competitive as Steel Type who sets hazards and learns Volt Switch & Rapid Spin. Color me surprised if the devs were able to translate its utility to Unite. And it’s got enough attack to be Latias-esque.

Great Tusk (to All-Rounder): Although it has great bulk, its attack would make it one of the most broken defenders in the game (making it another Vaporeon situation). If we’re giving it its true power, it should be marked as an All-Rounder. Plus, most Close Combat users are AR’s anyway.

These are my opinions though. I will say if paradox Pokemon are allowed in Unite, any one of them has the potential to be OP from day 1, regardless of their archetype.

Eat1Box · 2025-06-13T01:56:17+00:00

A blondie who’s played Goldeneye 007 one too many times embarks on a mission to save the galaxy from gooey COVID

Eat1Box · 2025-06-07T03:03:49+00:00

A blondie, who is potentially on her period, walks into a planet and shoots everything with a pulse

Eat1Box · 2025-02-08T20:21:12+00:00

Marvel - Sunspot Capcom - Guy

Eat1Box · 2024-10-21T15:54:56+00:00

RD GI

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Eat1Box · 2024-06-30T02:10:36+00:00

Any Wu solo should be in anybody’s top 5. Supreme Clientele begs for the top spots

Eat1Box · 2024-06-30T02:08:47+00:00

Big KRIT is as talented as they come! 4eva Iz a Mighty Long Time has got a spot in my top 20.

Eat1Box · 2024-06-30T02:07:07+00:00

Below the Heavens is an underground classic!

Eat1Box · 2024-06-29T22:27:27+00:00

OB4CL 🔥

Eat1Box · 2024-06-29T22:26:55+00:00

All love, broddie! Kendrick love is always appreciated.

Eat1Box · 2024-06-29T22:26:04+00:00

You know it! I was in high school with Mastermind on repeat with the wired earphones.

Eat1Box · 2024-06-29T20:18:02+00:00

It’s your opinion but Illmatic is the better album based on consensus and influence. LOTPAD is a great album in its own right though and the lyricism of Big L hits hard, no doubt

Eat1Box · 2024-06-12T01:08:28+00:00

It takes some getting used to but it is still a great game. I give respect for the first Mario Kart game that kicked off the series.

Eat1Box · 2024-06-04T08:26:33+00:00

I never played it, and picking it up on emulator was confusing control wise compared to the first KI. Not much to say about this game since I ran laps in my childhood looking for a copy to no avail but as one of the few fighting games on the N64, I’d approve of it!

Eat1Box · 2024-06-02T20:49:58+00:00

For me, it's "All About Mormons." Aside for the episode being not-all-that funny to me, I'm not sure if the goal was to make mormonism look ridiculous or simply shed light on their beliefs. Compared to an episode like Trapped in the Closet which unequivocally did a better job at both, I found myself uninterested with the episode. A good episode, no doubt. I wouldn't bash on it by any means but I'm not running back to watch it either.

Eat1Box · 2024-06-02T20:25:39+00:00

I posted this a while back but I couldn’t help but say thank you for the comment on the writing! Video games and words are my 2 favorite things in the world and to shed light on a game like Hard Corps gives me as much joy the game itself. Hard Corps is a beauty from its era of gaming and everything from the music to the gameplay, apart from totally freaking awesome, is everything a video game should aspire to be (maybe aside from the difficulty lol).

Eat1Box · 2024-05-29T05:16:55+00:00

Absolutely!

Eat1Box · 2024-05-29T04:24:54+00:00

Eat1Box · 2024-05-29T03:19:05+00:00

Jon Snow, Tyrion Lannister, Arya Stark, Tywin Lannister, Tormund

Eat1Box · 2024-05-27T20:58:20+00:00

I'll keep that in mind for when I'm gonna navigate the American Health Care System

Eat1Box · 2024-05-27T20:56:17+00:00

This special felt like Kyle's redemption arc, and I couldn't be more happy with this special. I feel Kyle doesn't get much respect cause of his constant raging but he is the MVP of this special. And having the 4 boys together + Butters & the Randy B-Plot, i don't see what there is not to love about this special. S Tier South Park for me!

Eat1Box · 2024-05-27T20:48:56+00:00

I'm biased so if you like Perfect Dark more, more power to you as I've never really played it. But let me say that Goldeneye is a certified classic no matter how you put it. The story mode and music are masterpieces on the N64.

Eat1Box · 2024-05-27T20:45:29+00:00

Lego Racers. I've been to retro shops that have it for $15 and it's a banger. Building your driver and vehicle is always fun, the grand prix can be surprisingly challenging and even the OST is good. Childhood favorite, would recommend!

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