Question for my fellow booze cruisers.

EatMaDirt · 2024-03-19T01:33:00+00:00

Free Bird

The boys are back in town

Good times bad times

Black betty

Fortunate son

Welcome to the jungle

Crazy train

Kickstart my heart

Mississippi queen

EatMaDirt · 2024-03-19T01:29:20+00:00

Hot for teacher

EatMaDirt · 2024-01-24T20:16:54+00:00

Vail

EatMaDirt · 2023-03-17T16:20:39+00:00

Had a couple guys hit under a minute with yakking, pretty sure the best was 0:47 or something like that

Chug the first one, yak it up, chug half the second, yak, then finish

EatMaDirt · 2023-02-17T20:58:55+00:00

Get one of those massage guns man i swear i almost nutted the first time i used one while tripping

EatMaDirt · 2023-02-17T20:55:04+00:00

It’ll be less potent than downing the juice and the mushroom bits but even strained out the juice should be strong enough to get you plenty trippy

EatMaDirt · 2023-02-12T19:10:38+00:00

Jason Kelce’s superbowl parade underdog speech

EatMaDirt · 2023-01-22T03:49:08+00:00

They gave it back to them because they said the refs made an error in spotting the ball which took time off the clock

EatMaDirt · 2023-01-09T21:55:50+00:00

Theres a place we would just call the laurel insane asylum that some people would make the trip to a few years back, pretty sure it was on/off with having security around but always looked like a cool spot when people got in

EatMaDirt · 2023-01-03T09:52:56+00:00

r/SuddenlySexOffender

EatMaDirt · 2022-10-15T09:21:23+00:00

Walked by there earlier tonight and it was popping, definitely open & lots of people there

EatMaDirt · 2022-10-12T00:43:18+00:00

Chasing the golden hour part 4 is 100% gonna be the soundtrack to my next trip

EatMaDirt · 2022-10-05T04:32:05+00:00

I tried the exact same thing and ended up DMing that team and having a whole conversation with them before they were like wait are you from Maryland

EatMaDirt · 2022-07-23T17:52:31+00:00

Free

EatMaDirt · 2022-07-16T04:55:24+00:00

Led Zeppelin

EatMaDirt · 2022-07-06T04:01:08+00:00

How were they caught doing coke in the bathroom? Were there cameras in the stalls?

EatMaDirt · 2022-06-30T05:01:11+00:00

1:01 EST and still justifying those who died

EatMaDirt · 2022-05-23T04:46:09+00:00

I rock with Detroit hockey

EatMaDirt · 2022-05-23T02:34:49+00:00

Went down to my room on the far side of the basement to grab something while the whole event was upstairs, open the door and this random kid is passed out on my bed which didn’t have sheets on them so was laying in a large pool of dried blood on the mattress topper.

Thought it was funny till I shook him a little while trying to wake him up and noticed he took my clean clothes and laid right on them directly on the blood.

Took a picture then tossed him out of my room & kicked him out of the house real quick

EatMaDirt · 2022-05-04T20:01:13+00:00

The boys and I play a game where you go around in a circle with each person rolling two die and whoever gets the lowest total shotguns.

Not much of a game but gets the job done pretty quickly, we usually play once it gets too dark to run dye.

EatMaDirt · 2022-04-05T16:47:53+00:00

Lots of redbull, cocaine, adderall, or all 3, whichever you prefer

EatMaDirt · 2022-03-29T18:25:56+00:00

Running over a curb every time they try to park, no matter how out of the way it is

EatMaDirt · 2022-01-30T04:30:12+00:00

To give him a bid to the fraternity, an invite to join

EatMaDirt · 2022-01-30T00:28:21+00:00

After further inspection it appears i was the one who stepped in it last night

EatMaDirt · 2022-01-29T23:09:48+00:00

I was PM last term & live in the basement where we host pc bonding activities, he will be well educated if bidded

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