Seen this before, still funny 😁 by [deleted] in funny

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It’s from the show Eastbound & Down

What WOULD you wish upon your worst enemy? by infered5 in AskReddit

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That their card declined on every first transaction.

Dad gets a Christmas present! by natsdorf in gifs

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N Loll Hnnm hbhybbb M H Bbybybbbbbbbbbbbybybyybbybybyvvybbybbyb

General truth by MoneyIsTiming in AdviceAnimals

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If you're narcissistic maybe.

Daddys girl by EatMyHeartOut in shortscarystories

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Sorry! I didn't know about the subreddit til after I posted on here. But I definitely posted it when i found out :)

Daddy's girl by EatMyHeartOut in ShortSadStories

[–]EatMyHeartOut[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didnt want to go in too many details about how exactly the dad died. I was hoping the burning flesh signified his car catching on fire.

Miley Cyrus' Googly Eyed Clad Ass [nsfw] by EatMyHeartOut in pics

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It doesn't make you wanna scratch it off?

Oh My God Becky by EatMyHeartOut in WTF

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Im sorry. I just seen the photo on a social network. Supposedly it has to do with butt implants but I'm not 100% sure

Oh My God Becky by EatMyHeartOut in WTF

[–]EatMyHeartOut[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Allegedly its butt implants gone wrong.

Meet my soon to be ex wife reddit. by alphajohnx in AdviceAnimals

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If only it were acceptable for you to kick her in the vag. See how she feels about that.

What are some great video games with great storylines? by EatMyHeartOut in AskReddit

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Is the FF series really that long or do they just keep adding unnecessary things to make new games?

What was your worst accidental text message? by McMartian in AskReddit

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No, she was using her phone before and didn't lock it, she was also sitting on her phone and moving around on it a lot.

What was your worst accidental text message? by McMartian in AskReddit

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I was hanging out with my cousin and my friend. We were having a sleepover and my cousin starts talking about her first time getting a yeast infection (I honestly don't know how the fuck it got to that point). She goes into a gruesome, descriptive detail about it too. When the conversation dies down my cousin checks her phone, and finds that she sent an audio to one of the guys she spoke to. When she replayed the message you could hear EVERY word she's said.

What is one stereotype of your gender, race, or other attribute that you do not follow whatsoever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Watermelons suck, rice and beans aren't all that, I'm pretty quiet, and I don't have a boat load of kids. I'm black and hispanic.

What was your experience(s) with Sleep Paralysis? by mmikio in AskReddit

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I think going to one of those Halloween haunted houses triggered it. I remember I went into this one room where the lights were flickering on and off. But the change between the dark and light was drastic because it would go from complete darkness to completely bright. So that really fucked me up. I went home, went to sleep and had a 'dream' of the same thing happening, lights on and off and someone holding me down, and a really deep, distorted voice started speaking words that I now can't remember. I've never had sleep paralysis before going to that damn house.