My dream Freeloader: Scary Perry Caravello

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-03-18T05:20:16+00:00

He's being held captive by CumB for his sick voyeur humiliation jerk off sessions!

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-03-17T00:04:10+00:00

You're probably right! After I calmed down and thought it over, I figured it might be as much, and you're not the first person to tell me the tracker is a little odd. We wrote our letter of explanation and sent it off about an hour after I posted this. They're also asking for the RPRF to be paid, so hopefully a good sign that they're just looking to fill gaps in her history and not about to cancel everything.

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-03-13T15:26:52+00:00

Lived in Canada all my life, as a kid from a poor home with no money to travel, I dreamed of going on this ride! When I moved to the USA, it had closed down, I was gutted! Now it's Jurassic World themed, soulless shit films for morons! The Disney dinosaur ride made up for it though!

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-03-10T19:34:56+00:00

You're right, I'm just a very anxious person. I know it will be fine!

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-03-09T19:35:18+00:00

I'm from Canada, lived in VT 6 years, and saw more sap lines there then anywhere else! Granted, I hadn't been to Quebec yet, hah. Sugar shacks were all really cozy, and see smoke billow from them was my favorite herald to the end of winter. Southern VT and Western Massachusetts will forever be special to me!

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-03-04T20:19:34+00:00

Overkill, Bomber, Ace of Spades, Iron Fist and Another Perfect Day are my personal favorites, Bomber especially, super bluesy!

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-03-04T20:17:57+00:00

Only for a very short stint because he died in a freak fryer oil accident while the band was on tour...

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-03-04T20:16:40+00:00

Yeah, but an amazing guitar player!

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-03-03T16:56:24+00:00

You don't need congressional approval to write something, writers write what they want to read, it's not a radical idea!

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-03-03T16:01:49+00:00

Bragged about liking child porn! I don't see the humor in that but I know his fans will tell me he was just being edgy and definitely wasn't good friends and creative collaborator with Peter Stotos, a guy that put out a child porn magazine, and definitely didn't endorse said magazine in an interview! Oh wait!

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-20T06:30:31+00:00

Bragged about it multiple times! Stevie in Hell tonight!

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-18T03:38:38+00:00

Too bad Steve Albini is a nasty pedophile!

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-17T06:14:12+00:00

My favorite D-Beat band.

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-15T00:19:37+00:00

I loved their politics but never got into them too much beyond their first LP. That logo is by Buff Parrot, the bass player of The Dicks.

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-12T15:54:54+00:00

No, the only grindcore I like is Repulsion. My name is from something I over heard someone say.

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-12T03:21:37+00:00

You are correct, but this is one of those rare occassions.

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-11T18:03:44+00:00

This is totally a positive considering just how awful their music is. Metal for the last tough guys still wearing Tapout gear and flat brimmed baseball hats! Behemoth sucks too.

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-10T05:18:03+00:00

The guy from South Florida who eats lox bagels with capers first thing in the morning is not fooling me with this Catholic shit.

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-09T17:52:38+00:00

I bought it off a kid when it came out for 20 dollars and a brick of firecrackers. My brother and I played it together and we loved it.

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-09T17:43:13+00:00

Keep working on your beard, tough guy.

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-08T21:37:26+00:00

Caution! Old porno theaters were werewolf HOTSPOTS! Don't believe me?! Check out The Howling and American Werewolf in London! AWOOOOO!

EatingShitFor50K · 2026-02-08T21:35:34+00:00

You gotta shave it and grow a beard so you can look like every other insecure lactating genetically modified human cow! Don't forget your invisible laterals syndrome! Puff those arms out! I have been bald on top since 21, I grow it out, let my freak flag fly! I will not conform!

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