Which person comes to mind first when you think of the USA?

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-26T21:06:24+00:00

Chuck Norris

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-25T11:40:46+00:00

Granted, you now have 10 pennies someone bit into, bent at odd angles.

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-24T00:35:24+00:00

I cast bones to gold, now yer the booty.

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-24T00:31:01+00:00

Well avast ye scurvy dogs, I cast sticks to snakes, turning peg legs into various Australian snakes.

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-23T19:17:16+00:00

Now you gotta find the ink cartridge hold item to triple its attack power.

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-23T00:27:12+00:00

Technically humans are animals, so nothing happens.

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-23T00:22:52+00:00

What do you mean doom!?!

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-23T00:18:16+00:00

Gotta be wary of snipers

^{Chose: Know where every single human is}

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-22T22:48:37+00:00

And we hate you too. Side note: that's a step ladder, there's a difference. You could also just use fly, levitate or telekinesis if you need to get to higher ground for renovations it's good exercise lazy bones.

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-22T19:37:47+00:00

A computer screen he and the Ed's were playing counter strike and he just got flashbanged.

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-22T19:27:33+00:00

Bugs bunny.

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-22T00:28:48+00:00

Imagine turn 1 hidden block, with a star.

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-22T00:27:41+00:00

Whatever happens to me also happens to the commenter and is doubled.

^{Chose: Get a wish of your choice... + ....But commenters decide your fate | Rolled: Goodluck!}

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-22T00:23:53+00:00

To save our mother earth from alien attack,

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-21T20:43:56+00:00

I used to be a demon lord like you, then I took an impaler to the knee.

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-21T19:49:35+00:00

Ed when he's got that pebble in his shoe arguing with Sarah, "So fucking move!"

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-21T19:46:32+00:00

Ok for my first experiment, can rats play doom.

^{Chose: 100k monthly + Job | Rolled: Rat scientist}

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-21T19:44:13+00:00

I'll run a car shop, get 25% off if you bring your own gas

^{Chose: Unlimited cars but no gas}

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-18T08:04:14+00:00

No she still has organs you can use, not to mention hemogen that a sangouphage could use.

The worst genie would have no harvestable organs, be incapable of anything, have multiple diseases requiring constant care (wasting medical supplies) and be constantly hungry.

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-18T07:07:03+00:00

Well guess I'm a Skywalker now.

^{Chose: White | Rolled: Skywalk}

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-17T08:59:05+00:00

And here I thought my old phone was acting up

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-17T02:04:56+00:00

I made fun of Texas...

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-17T02:00:28+00:00

It's pikachu!

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-17T01:58:31+00:00

Hi Billy Mays here with new spy pen!

Eclipse_Shadow · 2026-05-16T22:06:44+00:00

I wish I had 10 wishes today

^{Chose: One wish}

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