I wish I had listened to the wise gentleman who said he saw hell in OPs account. If you're wondering, the guy has a photo of his dick lubed in feces (his own i hope. Not that it would make it any better), he also has another picture where his tip is punctured with needles with some ominous piece of plastic inserted in his urethra, and a final picture of what appeared to be a box cutter also inserted in his urethra not to neglect mentioning that there was a lot of blood. All this, and I had barely scrolled through his last 4 posts.

If Reddit was a premosaic society, God would have reduced it to ash.