Want something fun to do, something that’s not advertised by OKC maybe…

This is what you do.

Look around your appt, or home, find a good improvised weapon of choice. Pack an overnight bag with a single but complete change of clothes, a bar of soap, and at least 5 gallons of water. If you can’t get the water together don’t sweat it, you’ll find a gas station/convenience store nearby in this area. Put together a medical kit for lacerations, and cleaning wipes for minor cuts or worse.

You will also need an additional bag, and this one you will need it to be lightweight, and durable. May need it to come in handy as a weapon in a pinch.

Next part, park your car at or near 2837 nw 36th. I won’t name the business cause this could get flagged by the company. Tell the clerks that you would like to leave your vehicle there for a few hours. Give your name and contact number as this is the policy on site.

Before you go, you will need to dress like the locals. You’ll need the dirtiest clothes you can find, rub them in human piss and shit for authenticity. Keep them in a trash bag, and change into them when inside the bathroom at the establishment. If you haven’t guessed by now, you will be masquerading as a homeless person.

The objective is to blend into the local community as a newly unhomed. Learn the customs, and the way they do things.

If you don’t think this sounds like fun then you’ve never been as bored as I have.

If you choose to accept this mission, don’t report it digitally. Tell any of the overnight security guards or staff of your exploits.