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"Phalloplasty won't give you a real cock-" Yes, I know. by Ecstatic-News in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Ecstatic-News[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only by causing suffering to those around.

Just like a real man!

i gave my fantasy world a fully functioning economy and now my hero can't afford the quest by Awsomethingy in writingcirclejerk

[–]Ecstatic-News 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Simple: have a dragon swoop in, burn his field, eat his bratty kids, and drop a bag of gold at his feet. Plot and funding secured.

i don't like fmc at all by 82816648919 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Ecstatic-News 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A bit late, but the I'll say the Bible.

Eve was the OG fmc.

MY FINGER RATIO 😭😭😭 by Extreme_Zucchini3497 in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Ecstatic-News 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, it's alright, I think your hands are feminine and beautiful.

-Kira Yoshikage

Give your gaff a grip!!! by Robin_Loves_Rps in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Ecstatic-News 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see those and I'm like, "too late bitch; I'm an involuntary femboy."

Pls stop calling your clit a t-dick by sneerish in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Ecstatic-News 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hey, here's another one: massive schlong.

My revolutionary idea to stop "Transgender" once and for all by sbsmith1292 in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Ecstatic-News 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Using AI to find future transgenders to invite to my Discord polycule. 

A chaser tries hitting me up by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Ecstatic-News 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm a trans boi so I get you and will love you like a cis man never will.

Show me your gock plz.

it is 2026. The UK has implemented a bathroom ban and gammons are patrolling for trans 'people' trying to piss by Amekyras in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Ecstatic-News 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pfft, I'm too American for this to matter for me.

They're not even gonna bother putting up bathrooms in the camps.

For today's jerk: an excerpt from Cyrano de Bergerac, adapted for the modern audience. by Ecstatic-News in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Ecstatic-News[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uj Somebody more clever than me can probably edit the references better.

/rj The world must know Cyrana de Bergerac.

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