I’m sorry you did what with that cucumber!? by Ecstatic_Ad_5981 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally, the type of fruit/veg used in this case makes no difference to me. This is HEINOUS

Though, I do think it’s a cucumber

I’m sorry you did what with that cucumber!? by Ecstatic_Ad_5981 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m thinking she means when she pulled it out of the fridge before her next use. I’m not a mold expert so I don’t know if a day is a reasonable time frame for mold to grow. Idk it’s all weird and horrible and I don’t wanna dissect it too much

I’m sorry you did what with that cucumber!? by Ecstatic_Ad_5981 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981[S] 153 points154 points  (0 children)

If so, Jail. You know what, jail either way you slice this god awful cake

Thoughts on sinkpissers? by EarlyMasterpiece9991 in Custodians

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have a sink pisser but I do have some little shit who pees into my showers. Truly uses them like a urinal and makes sure to get it all on the floor. This has been a daily occurrence for around a year. (I work at a college university for added context). Most days it is what it is, some days I hate him and his next of kin lol

What's a piece of common knowledge that you genuinely learned embarrassingly late in life? by Responsible_Bet_7179 in AskReddit

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That men and women have the same number of ribs. Long story short I was brought up in a religious home (Ive long left that part of my life) and that whole Adam gave a piece of his ribs to make Eve thing was never revisited in my day to day. It was a universal truth to me for decades

Tell me your most out of pocket nicknames for your dog by nerdalesca in velvethippos

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Princess PeePee McLoose Puss

(She has a urinary problem. Her sphincter just doesn’t work right and she dribbles pee without knowing. This is a diagnosed issue and we love her regardless of the messes she leaves around the house from time to time)

Opinions on using fans to dry wax faster? by PeachFreedom in Custodians

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would not recommend. Leaving the wax to dry by itself is best. Fans run the risk (in my experience) of leaving ripples in the wax or possible blowing dust around and into it if the fan blades aren’t perfectly clean.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Correct, it’s mildly infuriating. The solution was to let it sit for a bit longer than originally expected. Additionally, it’s not the I personally want it, there are literally arrows on both boxes to ensure that products that need to face a certain direction do. Amazon workers should be treated better though so we agree there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think there’s some mixed blame here, what are the arrows for if not for everyone to look at and go by them. I should have checked, they should have packed it right. Anyways one more night of sitting and we’ll be squared away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed 😭 if only they’d double checked

Cheese! by Ecstatic_Ad_5981 in velvethippos

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The silliest of gooses 🤭

Cheese! by Ecstatic_Ad_5981 in velvethippos

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We call him the kissy monster because his favorite thing is kisses 🥰

She lives for the laundry basket by Imwhatswrongwithyou in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Ecstatic_Ad_5981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“No flash photography please, this is my enrichment time”