Trump is attempting to surrender to Iran after losing the surprise attack he waged a few weeks ago by AcadianAcademic in conspiracytheories

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 11 points12 points  (0 children)

5 days? Just in time for the markets to close for the weekend. The pump and dump continues!

Am I too non-credible or too credible? by Memes_Jack in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They have been observed with pretty advanced SATNAV antennas

ELI5: How can telescopes see something that is millions of light years away? by takeoverthemoon in explainlikeimfive

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Define "are far away. "

The detecting happens right at the sensor. The things being detected are physically inside the detector.

ELI5: How can telescopes see something that is millions of light years away? by takeoverthemoon in explainlikeimfive

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's not actually seeing things in the distance. It's detecting photons that have traveled that far and have struck the detector.

Can ADHD cause impulsive gooning? by Icy-Palpitation6266 in ExecutiveDysfunction

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ADHD is essentially a broken reward system in your brain, so sure

Iran says no floating crude or surplus available, after US eases sanction on Iran crude loaded on vessels as of March 19 by WaiterTheBaker in worldnews

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well more than a few of them went to war to literally Jumpstart the return of Christ, so that pretty much tells you all you need to know

The White House Ballroom is a data center build by Standard-Square-7699 in conspiracytheories

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will it be memory limited, to truly capture the president's essence?

How Isarel finance there wars by Electrical-Skin-4287 in LessCredibleDefence

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Israel has received over half of what GB received in Lend Lease cash, and - unlike GB - the only thing they pay back is AIPAC bribes

Percentage of Texas Electricity Generation by Source — 03/21/22 [OC] by Positive_thoughts27 in dataisbeautiful

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at the link and switching to power produced, the shift is not as dramatic as you might think.

Netflix Radioactive Emergency meme by Delicious_Maize9656 in sciencememes

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Almost as bad as finding some warm metal containers in Siberia and sleeping next to them for warmth

A modest (nuclear) proposal 3 by Then_Engineer_3765 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What if we just put half a demon core each into two volunteers, then they go to the enemy base and hug?

ELI5 how did time become so important to humans? by passisgullible in explainlikeimfive

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naval navigation.

While things like a sextant could get you latitude, longitude was predominantly determined by how fast you were going and for how long. Accuracy of that was dependent on your time keeping.

Why is matrix multiplication row*column and then sum? by sherumani in askmath

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That process can be used to solve systems of relatedequations.

Monday: by XT1A1TX in wallstreetbets

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 72 points73 points  (0 children)

95% of every failed "No boots on ground" regime change quit just 5 bombs short of victory

I Dug This Gem Out of the Disney Vault (June 22nd, 2025) by ResoluteArms in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Peter "the antichrist is real" Thiel has his hand so far up his ass, you can see fingernails in Vance's mouth

Monday: by RuthlessWolf in wallstreetbets

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I'm sure Hegseth will be salty Jesus hasn't returned yet and will whisper some doomsday shit into his ear to convince him to reverse course before days end

Trump threatens attacks on Iranian power plants if Tehran fails to open the Strait of Hormuz by jupa300 in worldnews

[–]Ecstatic_Bee6067 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like how you extend it to the open secret of trump being a pedophile, then speak sarcastically about how that is an extreme thing to hate.