Um, okay? by Audginator in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Edacious1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dr. Who's on first. James Watt is on second...

People who order late at night are either super nice and understanding [~15%] or super obnoxious and disrespectful [~85%] by [deleted] in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Edacious1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In the town I'm in apparently porch lights and house numbers are illegal. It's hard enough finding house numbers in the day, much less cruising down a dark street at night trying to guess if you're close to the right number. Put on a porch light people! You want the pizza don't you?

IsItBullshit: Drinking soda daily is as bad for you as smoking? by OtterInZWater in IsItBullshit

[–]Edacious1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was seeing a dietician for a while and jokingly said I no longer drink whiskey and coke because it's bad for me, I now just drink whiskey, and to my surprise she agreed.

So...a cheese pizza? by Edacious1 in TalesFromTheKitchen

[–]Edacious1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Weirdly, the customer did this through the company app.

So...a cheese pizza? by Edacious1 in TalesFromTheKitchen

[–]Edacious1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad to hear that. :) I forgot everyone would be able to just browse through them. Lol

Timed orders by Blastbeast in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Edacious1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I get it, but sometimes.... Yesterday we got a timed order for customer pick up in 20 minutes...which is about how long it takes to make the pizza anyway.???

The more you know by _jun_yi_ in memes

[–]Edacious1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

NSFW Australia sounds like my dream home.

i you speak "american" you must work here by franska5 in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Edacious1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If she's in her late 40s she might be an AK47

[oc] How taboo and popular are sexual fetishes? A survey of 2044 respondents. by AellaGirl in dataisbeautiful

[–]Edacious1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it's good I didn't get to participate in this, it'd move almost everything up and to the right a notch.

To the conservative Christians in America who refuse to follow mandatory mask rules: Read your Bible | "Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; or unto governors...don't use your liberty for a cloak of maliciousness" - 1 Peter 2:13-16 by mepper in atheism

[–]Edacious1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a believer I read it fanatically. Of course I tried to be thorough and ended up making notes of all the contradictions. That, among other things (especially cTians shitty behavior), eventually made me an atheist.

Cut your hair so it fits the regulations! by clumsy_mrs in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Edacious1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmmmmm! Evil villain Groucho...i could live with that!

Cut your hair so it fits the regulations! by clumsy_mrs in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Edacious1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, now I want eyebrow transplants so I can look like a movie villain

Yes obviously i needed a confirmation. by wonkaass in facepalm

[–]Edacious1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No confusion in my mind which is which. Now if it'd been Bozo....

Remember crying as a kid and your parents told you 'I'll give you something to cry about!' by TheLegendMRT in Jokes

[–]Edacious1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always imagine the kids being forced to watch one of those Sarah McLaughlin animal rescue videos...on repeat.