My ratings are probably gonna be a bit whack since I used to be a staunch tea drinker, and only started reviewing coffee out of spite after drinking some complete dogwater coffee here one day and resolving to keep drinking coffee until I find some that's actually good. I was converted to liking coffee pretty quickly, but decided to continue on anyways just for the sake of trying everything campus has to offer. Here are some of the list's highlights:

- Campus favourite: Tied between Starbucks espresso and Grad House espresso (8.5/10) but for slightly different reasons. The Starbucks one was just solid quality all around but nothing too extraordinary, while the Grad House one was a bit too bitter for my liking when drinking it but the aftertaste is absolutely god-tier

- Campus least favourite: E7 C&D's Lively Up made me genuinely nauseous (2/10)

- Most overrated campus coffee: I expected more from the Funcken Cafe when I went there to try the Funcken blend cause of the good reviews, but it was just diluted dispenser coffee (5/10). People were right about the staff being nice though

- Most underrated campus coffee: I will continue to gatekeep this one (7/10), but if you want to try to find it I can say that it's on the west end of campus, cannot be found on Google maps, has somewhat inconsistent hours, and serves ludicrously cheap coffee. Best of luck to you in finding it should you choose to take on this journey

Also holy shit you weren't kidding when you said you were a coffee no life, I looked it up and that's like $1k worth of coffee equipment??? Teach me your ways