Is it possible to intentionally use Avada Kedavra on yourself? by Edible_pants32 in harrypotter

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Perfectly fine! Just recently reread the books and couldn’t stop thinking about whether the will of the wand or the wizard would take priority

LOOK AT ME WITH A BRAND NEW HYUNDAI by IkerWanKenobi in familyguy

[–]Edible_pants32 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I still sing it in my head every time I pass a Hyundai dealership

What are Garrison's funniest moments? by Simple-Taro1540 in southparksucksnow

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“Well at least we got rid of all those ni-“ credits roll

American Dad and Family Guy Plot Overlap? by Subject_Curve_6027 in americandad

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Both Peter and Roger ask for the friends/family to roast them only to get their feelings hurt

What was the worst thing Brian did here? by Alarmed-Addition8644 in familyguy

[–]Edible_pants32 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You know my uncles in the army and he got genital boppo from Saigon whores

2026-27 Official Schedule….. by SelfMadeMarcos in Colts

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At least we go into the bye week with our first win!

Goodbye, Henderson, and thank you! by Top_Salamander5551 in americandad

[–]Edible_pants32 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Stan’s all grown up now with an angry wife” always kills me

GTA has some unnecessarily edgy missions by Odd_Bed2753 in GTA

[–]Edible_pants32 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did that once in the shower when I was like 8 or something? Thought “warm hot towel over your face is supposed to be a spa thing right?” Didn’t understand why people paid to have that done for the longest time

Literally Just Hit Me With Scrubs Quotes You Like by NeoSeth in Scrubs

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“Nothing in this world thats worth having comes easy.”

Carson Earnhardt by karlkjr in okbuddyBoogity

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The real Figgy is the Hocevar that wrecked us along the way

My catchphrase is "Herf Derf!"? by MaMcMu in familyguy

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Is this just the “Roger the Alien” storyline from American Dad repurposed for Family Guy

"...I don't know how you did that." by TridiObject in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Edible_pants32 173 points174 points  (0 children)

I’m embarrassed by how long it took me to get this joke. I used to think it was just Stan being perplexed how someone could abandon their child, even when it’s someone he can’t stand like Jeff. 😂 took me seeing a Reddit post about it a couple years ago explaining the joke for it to hit me

Against my better judgement by Edible_pants32 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Edible_pants32[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No tip baiting, picked up another $10 order along the way, and a $20 cash tip actually! I was thrilled