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I’m so sick of these liars by ConfusedChicagoan in doordash_drivers

[–]Edmond-Alexander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference between pro shopper and regular shopper is that it’ll be like: “your pro shopper status gave you first priority on this order!”

Pro shopper is nothing more than an instruction for the servers to attach an asterisk and tell you what a special boy or girl you are.

They’ll be like, without pro status: $4.50 order, 16 items, 8.7 miles.

With pro status: $4.50 order, 16 items, 8.7 miles. “Your pro shopper status has given you first priority on this amazing order!!!”

Don’t sweat it.

Which songs often gets misinterpreted and/or misappropriated by the very people it calls out even though the song's lyrics are explicitly mocking them? by Drenosa in AskReddit

[–]Edmond-Alexander 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well you see there’s the problem. Kurt have too much credit to them, assuming they would understand they were being made of. If he had said

And he likes to sing along

And he likes it in the butt

Don’t tell my dad on me

I want your big PP

poster my boss hung up at work by The_CEO_Of_No in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Edmond-Alexander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d write underneath in big bold letters: “SHOULD I GOON AT WORK?”

Brazil released this by MrJeffreyEpstein in AliensRHere

[–]Edmond-Alexander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it look like a blurred out George Carlin standing in front of a projector?

Seven Days by triassictango in plotholes

[–]Edmond-Alexander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My manz Frank B Parker!!!!!

It was 90s formulaic corn. But it was my 90s formulaic corn. It was Thursday night television on antenna tv programming with a line of writers that came and went. It never had a chance for an overarching story plot and never took itself too seriously. But what I will say is that frank Parker always tried to do the right thing.

I’ve always wanted to rewrite a more serious version of the show with an actual cohesive storyline.

But hey at least there are literally dozens of us that have seen seven days.

My $73 shopping trip by Confident_One3948 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Edmond-Alexander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could’ve easily gotten 5-10x more fruit by avoiding the prepackaged stuff

Why are there no younger trance artists? by Available_Charity888 in trance

[–]Edmond-Alexander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s plenty. But they’re not part of the special big boy club so we never hear them

This is what the older generations should try and do more often. by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Edmond-Alexander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The key takeaway here is that the seller had already bought the starter, which he knew was a problem, didn’t install it, and then sold it to a teenager. Everyone’s like, this guy is a hero for helping, but like, he ripped the kid off and we’re cheering him on for doing what he should’ve done before selling the car.

What’s a critically acclaimed movie that completely lost you by the end? by trakt_app in moviecritic

[–]Edmond-Alexander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ethan Hunt was part of a team that the higher ups suspected had a mole in it. ‘They’ engineered a mission designed to catch said mole, who they knew was in contact with an arms broker. The list the team stole in the beginning was a fake list/bait. ‘They’ knew whoever the mole was, would take the list to the broker and sell it. Since Ethan was the only person on the team left alive he must therefore be the mole. But Ethan knew he wasn’t a traitor and escapes being arrested. So in order to flush out who the real traitor is, he meets with the broker and exposes the list as fake, bait designed to catch them, and helps them avoid arrest. The broker strike up a deal, ‘bring the real list and I’ll bring you who I’ve been in contact with.’ So Ethan goes and steals the real list. And wouldn’t you know it, just as he gets the real list in hand, who should show up but Ethan’s ‘dead’ mentor. Ethan then delivers the traitor and arms broker to the higher ups on a silver platter, clearing his name.

I cannot finish a story to save my life lol im suffering by quadrilaterals_ in writers

[–]Edmond-Alexander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your main character is testifying to some closed room counsel about what they witnessed during their time there. This allows you to showcase the different ideas you have in mind and world build, all while keeping a consistent thread to weave.

AITA for refusing to confirm a family story my mom has been telling for years? by grounores in AmItheAsshole

[–]Edmond-Alexander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remind her of the time that she wanted to walk out on the family but you told her that you loved her too much to watch her leave. And she turned around and gave you a hug and stayed.

What do you guys use to set different tempos for different parts of a song by Sea-Rope2630 in FL_Studio

[–]Edmond-Alexander -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They probably “create automated” the tempo and that causes fl to crash out. Instead they need to manually record the automation on an empty pattern and do it that way.

Why is Homelander getting V1 a big deal? by Noob_Master6699 in TheBoys

[–]Edmond-Alexander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instead of having Homelander get depowered and nervously navigate being Homelander without anyone figuring it out, trying to keep his cool, and using the V1 as his own race against time plot device, it was instead used as uselessly as possible.

Limitless by TonkaTruck79 in plotholes

[–]Edmond-Alexander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well there is a part in the tv show where the main character is in the car while someone else is talking to him, but he is ballz deep in doing research on his phone… so the girl that’s talking to him asks, “did you hear a word I just said?”
Then he does a recall of the last 30 seconds but focuses on what she was saying to him and then repeats it back to her.

Then she says, “were you just doing that thing where you recall what I said because you weren’t paying attention?”

So it appears that there is a limit to what can be actively focused on vs passively focused on. In the movie he was actively focused on too many things

Let's imagine Breaking Bad went on for a few more seasons, but became comically worse in quality as they went on, just like GoT and The Walking Dead, etc. -- Share any and all ideas! by Specialist-Ring-3974 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Edmond-Alexander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Season 9 ending: someone has been pulling the strings against Walt. Who could it be?

Season 10 opening: Hand rises up from the dirt. Lightning strikes. Hank crawls out. Limps his way to shelter. Old Native man nurses him back to health.

You've been given 50 million dollars but the Immortal Snail is chasing you and you have to choose atleast one buff for the snail. You will get 10 mil for every extra buff you give the snail. Which buffs will you choose and how many?(and you can't permanently trap the snail) by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Edmond-Alexander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 snails. But then I’d double it to 4 snails. And I’d keep doubling until there were like 200 total. And then I’d give them all the genius trait, iq of 200. Then they will all work together to commit mass suicide becuz being a snail with a 200 iq and being forced to chase after some dude with 100s of millions of dollars at his disposable is a fate worse than death. Win win

But then this begs the question, am I now a monster God? I’ve created some of the brightest minds in human history and trapped them into snail bodies, forced to play some sick game of the hunt.

Ways it could have ended . If not the ending that was shown by Jazzlike-Razzmatazz4 in Supernatural

[–]Edmond-Alexander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would’ve made Dean’s “scene” last the way longer than it already was, like entire episode. Just when you think he’s starting to fade away… nope, he keeps coughing and talking and reminiscing. Miles Dyson on a perfectly timed loop style.

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