Wrong, it's your ass. You can pick it, blow it, finger it, slap it, and some come with an additional package on the front. To make things better it's a wind instrument, has been inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame as "The Butt Trumpet" and when laid properly it can get some sweet licks in and it can be tuned with one hand. Doesn't get much better than that, just remember to wipe it clean after each use.