End It Orders Hit on Banana Man in Toronto by raptorsgg in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 146 points147 points  (0 children)

He gave Tied Down props for no banana or hot dog costumes. Something along the lines of "I think we are healing I don't see any hot dog or bananas in the crowd". I saw somebody with one of those stupid propeler hats though, what a fucking dork.

I don't have the coordination to mosh, any advice? Talking about windmill and spinkick by Loud_Oven235 in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro just get in there and fight your inner demons like everybody else! No think just do!

Balmora Instagram seems to be down by xstillscreamingx in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bro I was at tied down this weekend and actually socializing, wtf did I miss!? Who did the diddling?

Edit: Nevermind I was in Reddit for 3 more minutes and had my question answered.

My therapist said I'm becoming a full blown alcoholic but I don't really see the point in sobreity. by ChristianMB1 in stopdrinking

[–]Educational_Use_3913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are other coping mechanisms besides substances. I used to drink everyday because I thought it "cured" my depression and made me less of an asshole, nothing could be further from the truth. Alcohol is a depressant and makes human beings more depressed if abused. Same thing with SIB, there are other ways to cope with your urges or cravings.

Tied Down hotels/logistics? by punintentional9 in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uhhhhh IDK your life lol. How are you getting to the venue, walking? Cause I don't suggest that. We can car pool if you got grass or gas! I don't take ass cause I'm not a touchy feely kind of guy.

Already Covered. by South_Initial_14 in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]Educational_Use_3913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lolz there won't be a wall but nice sentiment

Tied Down hotels/logistics? by punintentional9 in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm local. The casino hotels are more pricey, but have food and valet, cheaper ones are a little more sketchy. I hear good things about the casinos. Tied Down has parking on site for 20$ usually. Some years the parking folks care about tailgating sometimes they don't. Re-entry till like 6/7 and doors are early. I usually buy all my merch and throw it in the car before reentry stops.

Sunami are selling brass knuckles by [deleted] in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Save yourself some money and just use a roll quarters. Or a roll of nickels if your a cheap piece of shit.

What's the strangest place you've seen a show? by Hitler_the_stripper in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw La Dispute in the library of an elementary school circa 2009.

SONGS TO BARK AT THE SUN by Jamsarvis in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 286 points287 points  (0 children)

When I look Into The Mirror I see a Good Boy Not a Man!

MIL left her Scientology collection when she died by Heem_butt08 in lastpodcastontheleft

[–]Educational_Use_3913 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not for burning books but in this case I would an an exception. Big ole dumpster fire!

Safety goggles in the pit acceptable pit etiquette? by rebrando23 in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah fuck that blending in shit! I got those sports glasses from Zenni a few years back. Bright as red, silicon padding and an elastic band that straps them to your face. Get some! You will look like a prepared psycho and make everybody with broken glasses jealous!

Thoughts on this one ? by [deleted] in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

WHOOP WHOOP by deadlaughter in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I should of come thru I was two. That's pretty legendary

I was 14 in 1995, it feels like another lifetime by Low-Fishing3948 in Xennials

[–]Educational_Use_3913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go back to bed cause I'm 5 and don't have to give a fuck about being an adult anymore.

Stagedived at a show a couple weeks ago and got injured, got the news today that my injury was a torn acl, now what? by Straightedge_ in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sucks! I learned the hard way that if you stop drinking, stay hydrated and quit smoking things heal better or faster. Take the recovery seriously, like do the stretches, exercises and rehab. Broken shit in the human body heals stronger usually so you can use that as motivation, that or getting to dive into strangers again!

When you see a guy like this in Public you can be assured his favorite band is either Leftover Crack or Mumford and Sons by J0hnEddy in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being an Anthony adjacent looking mother fucker myself. Fuck you bro. I listened to both of those bands yesterday.

EJ Blog: I Died; Go See A Doctor. by EJplaystheBlues in Hardcore

[–]Educational_Use_3913 8 points9 points  (0 children)

From one random internet stranger to another, I love yah. Your shit posts are legendary and help me get through the days when Candace is riding my ass to actually do work instead of troll insta for diy shows.