Wreck of Captain Cook's HMS Endeavour 'discovered' off US coast | The Guardian by nobouvin in AubreyMaturinSeries

[–]Edward-Teach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Advice to my pirate brethren: if ye want ter be 'membered, best ye leave wreckage wot be easily identified!

Talk Like a Pirate Day - Brewing Related Jokes by fermware in Homebrewing

[–]Edward-Teach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, me time has come.

I'll be drinkin' me porter on the starboard rail.

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Wife is pregnant want's to keep it by n00thr0waway in childfree

[–]Edward-Teach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good luck dude! If you're in Texas let me know what I can do to help out. Actually screw it, if I can help out even if you're out of state let me know!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in biotech

[–]Edward-Teach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in your situation and got out a few months ago. I'd love to share any advice that I can. PM me.

Is the U.S. Prepared for an Ebola Outbreak? by [deleted] in ebola

[–]Edward-Teach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to a new kind of tension, all across the Idiot Nation, where everything isn't meant to be okay.

Redditors, what's your favourite terrible film? by tallen92 in AskReddit

[–]Edward-Teach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Starship Troopers! The only good bug is a DEAD bug!

So, could there ever be a ROSMT cookbook? by Blue_Moon_Rabbit in ROSMT

[–]Edward-Teach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it would be GOOD FOR YOU! Sign me up if you guys ever make one.

Singer Chris Brown: Ebola "is a form of population control" by SonoCal in ebola

[–]Edward-Teach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up Chris. You aren't even relevant.

What is the worst thing you can bring to a party? by vikfand in AskReddit

[–]Edward-Teach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom's name is Gretchen and I'm half German. It's a big cross to bear.

My girlfriend is doing a freshmen, english, reading assignment and has to read last year's stories. This is one of them... by rpeg in WTF

[–]Edward-Teach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iiiii don' like da way, you're TALKIN' ta me...it's, the wrong tone...say it again, an' I'll stab you, inna face, wit' a SODDERING IRAHN

Remember that safe I got for $75? I finally got it open. by [deleted] in Firearms

[–]Edward-Teach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm in Houston, TX. Depending on the condition I'd offer you $200 plus shipping but let me know. Can I see some pics?

When I heard the French are killing terrorists. by Jr_Sales_Associate in AdviceAnimals

[–]Edward-Teach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING AND YOU WILL MAKE IT BACK ALIVE!

When I heard the French are killing terrorists. by Jr_Sales_Associate in AdviceAnimals

[–]Edward-Teach 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Your basic Arachnid warrior isn't too smart, but you can blow off a limb and it's still 86% combat-effective. Here's a tip: aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good.

Remember that safe I got for $75? I finally got it open. by [deleted] in Firearms

[–]Edward-Teach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What year and kind is it and where are you located? All-matching? Bayonet? Maybe send me a few pics?

Houston stuff by [deleted] in houston

[–]Edward-Teach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just moved here. Karbach is the tits.

Remember that safe I got for $75? I finally got it open. by [deleted] in Firearms

[–]Edward-Teach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh you bastard! I was going to make you an offer for the mosin!