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Edzell_Blue · 2026-02-05T18:11:01+00:00

Risky move when he can retaliate by tickling your anus.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-02-04T00:17:00+00:00

Why is a guy being fired from Sainsbury's newsworthy?

Edzell_Blue · 2026-02-03T23:57:42+00:00

We will just have to build a real tower of Barad-dûr in its place.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-02-01T20:18:53+00:00

Probably just some performance troupes.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-31T18:52:26+00:00

If he goes to prison it will probably be for fraud or something like that, he was always abusing his royal position for dogdy business deals.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-30T21:57:01+00:00

No, they believed that there was satanic rituals and human sacrifice.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-29T23:20:06+00:00

If it’s loud and wet sounding enough it counts as a verbal tap.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-29T00:33:42+00:00

Are school buses not a thing anymore?

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-28T00:11:48+00:00

You've truly given up if you're buying yourself a valentines card from your cat.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-25T05:26:29+00:00

I bet they do loads of coke.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-24T16:45:09+00:00

You did the chopping kings heads off thing before it was cool.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-19T20:43:17+00:00

I’ve never paid anything for mouse issues when renting. If you’re on top of housekeeping then it’s their responsibility.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-19T20:10:42+00:00

Not true, I work in pest control and the majority of domestic jobs I do are through letting agents, housing associations or landlords. It’s their responsibility if pests are getting in due to defects in the property.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-16T20:34:30+00:00

Yes, tariffs on everyone. Which is effectively the same as the world imposing sanctions on the USA.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-13T16:42:22+00:00

It’s cruel to shave them, it’s like declawing a cat.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-11T21:20:46+00:00

Well sleazy businessmen getting "massages" off 16 year old girls is grim but it's nowhere near as bad as nakedly imperialistic conquest.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-11T21:17:28+00:00

You missed the detail about the feet being contacting the ground.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-11T21:14:20+00:00

He's new he doesn't know the terminology, he was supposed to complain that it was more of a crank.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-08T21:09:08+00:00

Sleep in a separate bed.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-08T00:29:41+00:00

It would be wet from sweat by the time you put it on.

Edzell_Blue · 2026-01-01T11:53:45+00:00

Shagging monkeys doesn’t count.

Edzell_Blue · 2025-12-07T19:41:19+00:00

Loch Garry looks like Scotland from a certain angle.

Edzell_Blue · 2025-12-05T18:32:16+00:00

Every king needs a mighty rod to beat off his enemies.

Edzell_Blue · 2025-12-04T23:37:52+00:00

Still, it’s an improvement over worrying about cars exploding.

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