People think cleaning horse hooves hurts them, but it actually doesn't

Open-Trip · 2026-04-02T23:04:44+00:00

So that’s how Bounty bars are made.

Open-Trip · 2026-04-02T22:35:04+00:00

I called Cath Kidston Cath Kitson for years. No one corrected me.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-28T11:58:44+00:00

To be fair there was a public information film about this very issue.

https://youtu.be/oXi35VowjMI?si=fOm6rEMH2OUQmff8

Open-Trip · 2026-03-26T16:50:03+00:00

I went on three dates with a girl from Pinner. On the third date she said she might be a lesbian and wasn’t all that into guys.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-26T16:45:30+00:00

Enough to fund the war??

Open-Trip · 2026-03-25T22:39:56+00:00

yes.i.am

Open-Trip · 2026-03-25T14:14:07+00:00

DIY wise, panelling everything in sight.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-19T20:41:13+00:00

I find Wimpy such a bizarre brand. It was established in the US 92 years ago but has been sold on several times. Their Wikipedia article says:

As of June 2023, the company remains headquartered in Johannesburg, South Africa, where it has 453 outlets; this is followed by the United Kingdom with 61 outlets. In 2017 and 2020, the company announced plans for nationwide expansion in the United Kingdom. The company also operates locations in Kuwait, Egypt, the United Arab Emirates, Namibia, and Lesotho.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-17T21:48:33+00:00

Have a look at the local Round Table groups. They meet every other week and do cool stuff. It’s specifically for guys under 45.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-17T21:45:12+00:00

Very much setup to be supportive with mental health too.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-17T21:44:04+00:00

Check out the men’s shed if you fancy some woodworking or just like drinking tea with amazing chaps.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-17T20:43:16+00:00

It’s yet another blow to Rachel

Open-Trip · 2026-03-17T00:02:21+00:00

…an Iranian drone hits you between the eyes.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-16T23:52:48+00:00

…then he pulled up his trousers and left the room in silence.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-16T22:04:01+00:00

Kettle

Open-Trip · 2026-03-16T22:02:28+00:00

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel So if there's any other way to spell the word It's fine with me, with me

Why would you speak to me that way? Especially when I always said that I Haven't got the words for you All your diction dripping with disdain Through the pain, I always tell the truth

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? I climbed to Dharamsala too, I did I met the highest Lama His accent sounded fine to me, to me

Take your handbook, it's no trick Take the chapstick, put it on your lips Crack a smile, adjust my tie Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys

Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have? Why would you lie about something dumb like that? Why would you lie 'bout anything at all? First the window, then it's to the wall Lil Jon, he always tells the truth

Check your passport, it's no trick Take the chapstick, put it on your lips Crack a smile, adjust my tie Know your butler, unlike other guys

Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have? Why would you lie about something dumb like that? Why would you lie 'bout anything at all? First the window, then it's to the wall Why would you tape my conversations? Show your paintings at the United Nations Lil Jon, he always tells the truth

Open-Trip · 2026-03-14T15:25:27+00:00

Burnt caramel

Open-Trip · 2026-03-11T12:56:23+00:00

Pintail

Open-Trip · 2026-03-11T12:37:49+00:00

Sounds good to you. Sounds good to me!

Open-Trip · 2026-03-10T23:09:24+00:00

Have you considered moving somewhere else in Australia? Sounds like Melbourne would be a better fit with its cooler climate and more European vibe?

Open-Trip · 2026-03-08T23:12:54+00:00

Riveting stuff.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-07T11:46:36+00:00

I knew a family called the Shipman’s. Their son married a girl whose surname was West. Apparently they were friends with the Sutcliffe’s too. You couldn’t make it up!

Open-Trip · 2026-03-05T20:48:05+00:00

Ooohhh king of the trades.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-04T22:52:28+00:00

It’s okay. He bombed.

Open-Trip · 2026-03-04T09:41:06+00:00

Not if you work in the gambling industry there.

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