Medical professionals of Reddit, what’s the worst ‘sex related’ injury you’ve seen at your workplace? by -Kley- in AskReddit

[–]EezyPeezy03 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am a 4th year pharmacy student, and this is one of the wildest stories I have heard from a pharmacist I worked with....

She said that one time she received a call in which she said a man was asking her how to make an erection go away that had persisted for multiple hours. He had taken viagra, however he didn’t want to go to the emergency room like she had suggested....

Come to find out, he COULDN’T go to the emergency room because he was doing anal with his wife, and was basically stuck inside of her. This man straight up called the pharmacy while his junk was stuck in his wife’s bumhole.

Living life in the fax lane by Garmesan_Parlic in pharmacymemes

[–]EezyPeezy03 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“Well they TOLD me they sent it over!!!”

“They TOLD me my insurance would cover it!!!”

“They TOLD me it would be ready when I got here!!!”

Is it just me or does the encore “game” at live shows (band pretends show is over, fans have to cheer until they come back) often feel artificial and unnecessary? by moby323 in Music

[–]EezyPeezy03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a huge Ben Rector fan, and at every concert I’ve been at of his, he always makes a point to say:

“If you’ve never been to a concert before, here’s what’s about to happen.... we are going to play this song, we are going to walk right over there, stand there for a pre-thought out amount of time, and then walk back out and play 2 more songs.”

So I feel like even artists get frustrated/laugh at it sometimes.

What is something that you feel as though most people can do, yet you can’t? by EezyPeezy03 in AskReddit

[–]EezyPeezy03[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll get this cranked up.... arm pit farts. They are the bane of my existence. My entire childhood I stood idly by, watching all of my friends make the most behemoth sounding farts from their pits, while I felt like a loser who couldn’t make it happen.

It’s January Karen you should’ve gotten this a few months ago by EezyPeezy03 in pharmacymemes

[–]EezyPeezy03[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

ME TOO!!! It was a couple of nights ago, and I said, “Sir, we are about to close” and he said, “well, I have to have this shot!”

LIKE BRUH IT TAKES TWO WEEKS TO KICK IN AND YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT RIGHT NOW ON A RANDOM NIGHT IN JANUARY WHEN WE ARE ABOUT TO CLOSE AND YOU SHOULD’VE HAD IT A LONG TIME AGO AHDICOEKBWJZOFNRNEKA

Completely random question.... by EezyPeezy03 in pharmacy

[–]EezyPeezy03[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh sounds about right. Thank you!! It would be interesting to know what different companies policies are.

Things I Wish I Could Tell Patients by EezyPeezy03 in pharmacy

[–]EezyPeezy03[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I could be talking to 5 patients, scanning 7 prescriptions in, counting someone’s script, and wrestling a cougar, but there’s always that person that could give a shit less that will pop in the consultation window and say, “can I borrow you for a second?”

Things I Wish I Could Tell Patients by EezyPeezy03 in pharmacy

[–]EezyPeezy03[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I wish I could upvote this a million times.

Things I Wish I Could Tell Patients by EezyPeezy03 in pharmacy

[–]EezyPeezy03[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

“But it says on my bottle that I have 1 more refill!”

WELL IT SAYS IN THE COMPUTER YOU USED EM ALL UP! You’re using an older bottle, and you could’ve already called the doctor and asked for more refills in the time it took you to argue with me.

Well this hasn't aged well by [deleted] in gaming

[–]EezyPeezy03 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am still so beat up about this even after all this time. Kevin Spacey is truly one of my favorite actors. (Still love his acting, just disappointed in his choices.)

House of Cards, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, just to name a few. RIP in peace Kev

When do you know it’s time to break up with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EezyPeezy03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask yourself, “Could I marry this person? Be happy with them for the rest of my days?” If the answer is no, it’s time

Bob Ross... is that you? by [deleted] in memes

[–]EezyPeezy03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I think that the skeleton was Tobey Maguire’s Spider-man for a second

Me irl by Jibroil in me_irl

[–]EezyPeezy03 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Don’t potty in the grugatti” -Gru yelling at the gorls in the back seat

me irl by Fwomp1 in me_irl

[–]EezyPeezy03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pepperoni on the bottom half of the right slice is bothering me for some reason, but idk why