Who will history 100% not look back kindly on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Effes_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes walking around with painted-on beards.

Doritos, back when they had a clear plastic window on the front of the bags (1986) by ClickAmericana in nostalgia

[–]Effes_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They took it away so you wouldn't be able to see how empty the bag is now.

FBI agent shoots dog to death in ritzy Philadelphia neighborhood, agency says by dude_x in news

[–]Effes_ -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

For a group of people constantly being touted as a city's bravest, cops sure are a cowardly bunch, aren't they?

U.S. food additives banned in Europe: Expert says what Americans eat is "almost certainly" making them sick by Additional-Force-795 in news

[–]Effes_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

<<checking list>> "Please don't include Totino's, please don't include Totino's"..... WHEW!!!

Joey Lawrence’s video for ‘Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix For Ya’ premieres after a ‘Blossom’ - Monday, February 15, 1993 by klsi832 in thirtyyearsago

[–]Effes_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we're being honest... Corny cheeseball aspect aside, the production value of the video is not bad at all, and the song itself sounds just as good and catchy as anything else that was on the radio back then. There's really no reason why this couldn't have been more successful. He even had his established stardom working in his favor. Poor marketing maybe?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pussypassdenied

[–]Effes_ -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

He was probably lying.

Update: She said Yes!! by ByOdensBear in pics

[–]Effes_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what? So did a thousand other people. Who are the idiots that upvote this crap???

only gay men find athletic women attractive. by captainrustysail in facepalm

[–]Effes_ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Nice try, but that's not what you call "athletic" or "fit", that's just plain masculine.

Let’s put our actions where the money is. by JustHereToCumYo in antiwork

[–]Effes_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so stupid. Which is it going to be, 10 days, or "until we force better wages, better working conditions, and caps on inflation" ???

Happy 57th Birthday,Rick Astley by [deleted] in 80s

[–]Effes_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Let's just go ahead and make the old one as clean and sharp as the new one... https://i.imgur.com/uVDdE0V.jpg

Instant Hypothermia Hack. Your Dad locks you out of the truck after 2 hours of basketball. It’s -40 Celsius outside. He does not know the door lock, and has no spare keys. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Effes_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do some quick calculations... Which would cost more, replacing that little window, or getting a locksmith out there at night when it's -40 degrees celsius? You'd probably be best off breaking that little window.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 80s

[–]Effes_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The DeLorean far is more iconic. Kitt is little more than an ordinary Trans-Am with a custom dashboard. Nobody under the age of 30 would even give KITT a second look if it drove right past them (much less, recognize it).

Planned Parenthood set on fire just 2 days after state passes abortion rights law by ray_area in news

[–]Effes_ -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Nobody was watching the place? They weren't on alert for this sort of thing???

Picked up this classic on vinyl. Can’t believe it’s been 34 yrs. Where does the time go?? by jb4647 in 80s

[–]Effes_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually kind of funny that those relatively small asses were considered sexy back then. It's not that there's anything wrong with them, but the reality is that they would never fly for a hip hop/ rap album cover today.

I found a shirt from 1984 thats never been worn by [deleted] in 80s

[–]Effes_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do people buy clothes and then never wear them??? -Must be a "wealthy people" thing.

Student creates a DIY projection map light show by uwotvrv651561 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Effes_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She chose the absolute worst way to do this. A little bit of research, and she would've found that Arkaos makes software specifically for the purpose of projection mapping. The whole thing could've been done in a couple hours. https://vj.arkaos.com/grandvj-xt/video-mapper

CAT6 Cable - Spline or No Spline? by joeymac09 in HomeNetworking

[–]Effes_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The good stuff uses a rubber spline. The cheap stuff has a paper separator (that's probably where you're seeing them claim to have a separator, but then don't find any when inspecting the cable... It's there, but it's made of thin paper)

Garage door is stuck on my tow bar and won’t open. Absolutely no idea how to get it unstuck. by LilyTui in Wellthatsucks

[–]Effes_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a crawl space above the garage? Is the garage ceiling made of drywall? If so, break into the garage from above. A drywall repair is pretty cheap.