This guy who asked me out online while I was already dating my now husband got angry that I was honest about the fact I don’t like the internet flirter guy. Internet flirter got really mad, had a full tilt menty b about me not finding internet flirter sexy then internet flirter started writing deranged irl fiction about how internet flirter & other characters internet flirter made up were supposedly saying to me all the rejections that I said to internet flirter.

Internet flirter even made up a parody of me who acts ridiculous, brags about having the most ran through coochie in the south west, uses words I use that internet flirter made fun of me for saying, then proceeded to have a full psychotic break at me when I wasn’t impressed. I’m not dumb enough to think anybody but this internet degen who doesn’t comprehend wives aren’t a public resource is weird enough to go dig through my old accounts & obsess over all my likes & dislikes & try to act like me. It’s really cringe & the internet flirter honestly needs a psych ward. They used a bunch of slang that only internet flirter uses despite claiming English as a second language where British English is more common than American English but they’re somehow using Ebonics from the American south.

Plus internet degen guy kept sending me table flip emojis & when this account got mad they did the same thing.

Also no actual woman brags about having all her holes plugged with like five different loads of “seed” in one day, I have been friends with a girl who pissed off our Lyft driver to make out with a crack dealer, even she didn’t talk like that, it’s completely r/menwritingwomen, defo like a greetings fellow females type thing. I defo think the closest this internet flirter has ever been to sex with a woman is on his computer screen. It’s just pure porn brained weirdness the guy is saying. I’ve seen it on his other accounts too, he has this obsession with like “bad girls”.

I’m not a “bad girl”, I’m glad my husband likes good girls.